Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Raw Onion

There is no finer start to the day that can top opening the fridge door only to be greeted by the delightful aroma of raw onion coming from within!

Monday, July 30, 2012


Depending on your perception, that person in the distance might either be waving or drowning.

Friday, July 27, 2012


Nerves are nature's remedy for constipation!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Advice To Cretins

Think about your audience before crafting an email.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Good Colleagues and Friends

Good colleagues and friends are those who step up the plate to help a chum/colleague out when he is in schtuck!

These people are rare, but he is a lucky person who finds himself working with or chums with such people.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012


Sunshine three days in a row?

Is this England?

Monday, July 23, 2012


Bureaucracy has no soul, compassion or forgiveness.

Friday, July 20, 2012

The Joy of Chili

The joy of eating a strong chili for dinner is that its power can still be felt the morning after consuming it!

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Good Mood

Today I am in a good mood, let the sun shine and birds sing!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Is It Me?

Is it me, or is the world having some sort of collective self inflicted mental breakdown at the moment?

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Gratitude To My Cat

Thank you for heeding yesterday's advice to stop washing behind your ears. As a result of you heeding my advice, the sun has come out today!

Monday, July 16, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please stop washing behind your ears, every time you do that it pisses down!

Friday, July 13, 2012

Happy Friday The 13th

In keeping with the spirit of the day, it is pissing down (as it has been day in day out for the last week)!

Thursday, July 12, 2012


Holding on to anger is like holding on to a red hot stone, the longer you hold on to it the more it will burn and hurt you.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

National Fish Walking Day

In honour of the great British summer, I hereby declare today to be National Fish Walking Day!

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

The British Summer

A pox upon this lousy summer that we are having to endure.

Monday, July 09, 2012

Monday Mornings

Ugh, how I loath and despise Monday mornings!

Thursday, July 05, 2012

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day to my American chums and relatives!

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

The Stench of Fear

Can you smell that?

It's the stench of fear coming from the politicians and the Bank of England, as they contemplate what the freshly resigned Bod Diamond will say to the Treasury Select Committee tomorrow.

Monday, July 02, 2012


There are some people who, because of their natures (eg idle, incompetent, dishonest), should never be allowed the near the boardrooms of companies (whether they be multinationals or SME's).