Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, September 28, 2012

The Darkness

The darkness, when it envelops someone, illuminates a person's character.

Thursday, September 27, 2012


A life without risk is a living death.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

You won't be pleased to read this, but your annual check up at the vet is soon due.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Advice To Businessmen

Businesses fail when the board doesn't communicate with one another.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Monday Morning

The week starts dismally, as the heavens have opened and the wind doth blow!

I don't like Mondays!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Advice To Beko

When you cold call customers, to try to sell them product insurance, don't start the sales pitch by asking "is the Beko oven you bought a year ago still working?".

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Advice To Businessmen

The butterfly style of management (flitting from one project to another, without ever focusing on one) is guaranteed to fail.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Advice To Thieving Little Dickhead

The thieving little dickhead who stole the flowerpot, and flowers growing within it, from outside our house on Saturday night should be aware that I am looking for it and will retrieve it when I find it.

Friday, September 14, 2012


Is it not "ironic" that the gutter press that claims to deplore the online bullying of children by children is the same gutter press that sets children such a lousy example by bullying adults, by publishing intimate pictures of "celebrities" taken by paparazzi who stalk "celebrities" in the same manner that a hunter stalks his prey?

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Advice To Myself

Give up trying to work and write today, there are too many disturbances going on in my office!

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Advice To All Bigoted Violent Ignorant Bastards

Please fuck off from this planet and practice your bigotry and hatred in an uninhabited (and preferably airless) galaxy far far far away!

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Advice To MORI

If you want to know what I think about something, then simply read my websites; rather than ring my doorbell or call me on the phone.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Bovril and Sherry

What better way to warm up on a cold evening than with a hot mug of Bovril and sherry!

A fine naval drink, eg as consumed in the Ward Room of HMS Hurworth.

Friday, September 07, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please do not go to sleep on the TV remote control.

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Advice To Guest Cat

It is rude to come into our house and play with Rosie's toys, without asking her permission first.

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

A dead moth is not really worth all the brouhaha and waking us up for in the middle of the night!

Tuesday, September 04, 2012


Beware cretins and morons who are full of confidence in themselves and their abilities.

Monday, September 03, 2012

Advice To Some People

It doesn't cost you anything to say "thank you" for a favour/free advice, but it may well cost you dear not to say it!