Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, August 30, 2013

War Memorials

To build a war memorial, first find a million victims.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

It is very rude of you to barge past people on the stairs when you are going for your breakfast.

Friday, August 23, 2013

Save A Fly

It is good to save a fly from drowning in a drop of water.

For who is to say that one day you yourself may be that fly in need of rescue?

Thursday, August 22, 2013


Errmm excuse me Mr Weather Forecaster, but what happened to today's much vaunted heatwave, all I see from my window is rain?

Wednesday, August 21, 2013


Lifespans are relative, whether they are "short" or "long" is dependent on the observer's perspective.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Monday, August 19, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Apologies for the inconvenience caused to your lifestyle and daily routines by the fact that we have guests coming and going at the moment.

Friday, August 16, 2013

Advice To Our Neighbours' Cat

Please stop jumping into our lightwell, you know that you cannot get out once you are down there!

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Fear not, the nice man from Sainsburys' will soon be here with your food delivery.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Train Companies Maintain 100% Punctuality

Kudos to the train companies for maintaining their 100% punctuality record for delivering inflation busting price increases.

Well done lads, keep it up!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Advice To My Neighbours' Cat

It is better to jump over our fence when you want to visit our cat, rather than punching a hole in it with your head!

Monday, August 12, 2013

Apologies To My Cat

Sorry, we forgot to celebrate World Cat Day on 8 August.

Friday, August 09, 2013

Talking Heads

Beware self appointed talking heads who claim to be experts on a specific topic. Invariably they are not experts and more often than not use their five seconds of fame to manipulate the narrative for their own ends.

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Comeback Sunshine

Come on sunshine, it's still early August you're not giving up on summer already are you?

Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Energy Drinks

Why do people who drink energy drinks rarely have the energy to put the empty cans in the bin?

Monday, August 05, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

My early morning cat breakfast feeding time call is not scheduled for 4:00AM!

Friday, August 02, 2013

Thursday, August 01, 2013