Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Rolling Stones

Rolling stones may well gather no moss. However, it is advisable not to be in their path if they are large and moving at high speed.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Friday, March 28, 2014


All hail Ratzilla, our new rat overlord!

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Staring at me when I am in bed will not make me get up any quicker.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Advice To Seagulls

Kindly do not have punch ups on the roof top window of my office. It upsets my Zen like approach to work.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Monday, March 24, 2014

Playing The Game

Knowing what game the other person is playing is only half the battle. You also need to know how to play that game.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Advice To Self

Don't drink liquids near the keyboard.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Spring Has Sprung

One knows when Spring has arrived when one's student neighbours go for an early morning walk round the block in their underwear.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Happy Budget Day!

Happy Budget Day everyone.

Doubtless George Osborne will solve all of our problems with one flash of his budget case!

Monday, March 17, 2014

Happy St Patrick's Day!

I wish you all a happy and enjoyable St Patrick's Day!

Enjoy the craic!

Friday, March 14, 2014

Guided Missiles

Beware guided missiles controlled by misguided men.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Advice To Advertisers

When trying to create a TV advert that is at least bearable to the hapless viewers it is advisable, at the very least, that you ensure that the audio track is in sync with the video track.

Fixodent should take special note of the above!

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Advice To World Leaders

When climbing yourself and your countrymen to the top of a very high mountain, remember to bring a suitably long ladder with you so that you can get down safely without injuring yourself or your countrymen.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

New Form of Matter Discovered

In addition to dark matter, "doesn't matter" has been discovered.

Unlike dark matter, "doesn't matter" has no effect on the universe whatsoever.

Monday, March 10, 2014


When cooking a large joint of beef, it is advisable to have a beef face so that people know it is a serious process and that you are dedicated to the task.

Friday, March 07, 2014

Gunboat Diplomacy

Gunboat diplomacy does not work in the 21st century financially interdependent global economy, as it wrecks every major power's economy.

Thursday, March 06, 2014

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

The Importance of Underpants

Always wear newly purchased underpants, for comfort and support during important meetings.

Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Monday, March 03, 2014


As the West goes toe to toe with Russia over Ukraine, how ironic that the number two story covered by the UK/US media is last night's Oscar ceremony!