Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Hiding a Splinter

Hide a splinter in a forest of trees.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Thursday, May 21, 2015


A pox upon the banal shite that is Eurovision!

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Advice To Language Students

Don't sit on the farking stairs to Brighton beach, eating your chips, blocking them from being used by everyone else!

Tuesday, May 19, 2015


Thinking people are a threat to the status quo.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Death and Stupidity

Death and stupidity are similar.

A dead person doesn't know that he/she is dead, and a stupid person doesn't know that he/she is stupid.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Question For My Cat

You are happy enough to use your cat flap to come in, but won't use it to go out why?

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Advice To The Eurozone

Now that the world sees your system for what it is (as exemplified by Greece), namely a farcical shell game, it is time to admit that currency unions all end in failure!

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Monday, May 11, 2015

Advice To Internet Trolls

The wee bridges you live under are easy to trace.

Friday, May 08, 2015

VE Day

As people celebrate/commiserate the General Election results, remember we are only in a position to do this because of the sacrifice made by millions some 70 years ago!

Thursday, May 07, 2015

Happy Election Day!

Today is election day in the UK.

Given that it will end in abject failure for all the main parties, be prepared to go through the whole process again by Christmas.

Wednesday, May 06, 2015

The Election Looms

Less than 24 hours until election day, when everyone loses!

Tuesday, May 05, 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When after Dreamies may I suggest that you ask a human to serve you, rather than trying to nick them in the middle of the night and knocking over the knife block (causing it to smash your bowl) in the process?

Friday, May 01, 2015

Spring Bank Holiday

The UK Spring Bank Holiday is almost upon us, heralded by howling freezing winds and a leaden sky!