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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Happy Pancake Day!


Now get tossing!

Monday, February 27, 2017

Friday, February 24, 2017

Advice To World Leaders

It is not the size of your military that will safeguard your legacy, but how you use them!

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Advice To The Meteorological Office

Don't call a storm "Doris" if want people to take it seriously!

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

The Mystery of The Sock Drawer

How is that identical black socks, bought from the same company, after being placed in the sock drawer never match?

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Leaks

In order to plug a leak, you need to find the leak.

In order to find the leak, you need to fill the leaking vessel/organisation with water/disinformation.

Monday, February 20, 2017

I Am The Wind

I am the wind beneath my own wings!

Friday, February 17, 2017

Chaotic Press Conferences

Be aware that apparently "chaotic" press conferences can in fact be deliberately scripted smoke and mirror exercises designed to distract people from substantive issues.

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Fear

Don't let the fear generated by politicians and lurid media headlines rule your life.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Omelettes

When you order an omelette, don't blame the chef when he breaks the eggs!

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Coasters

Coasters are most effective when glasses and cups are actually placed upon them, rather than next to them!

Friday, February 10, 2017

Thursday, February 09, 2017

The Tortoise and The Hare

People are oft to think the lesson of Aesop's tortoise and the hare is that a slow methodical approach will achieve victory.

This is not the case.

The reason that hare lost was because he was a posturing, self promoting, arrogant, idiot.

The fact is, had the hare moderated his behaviour he would have won hands down!

Wednesday, February 08, 2017

Monday, February 06, 2017

Lines In The Sand

Lines ion the sand tend not to be rigid, as sand is very malleable.

Friday, February 03, 2017

Advice To World Leaders

Don't get in a fight with the Australians.

Juts ask the Japanese how that went in the last war!

Thursday, February 02, 2017

Fire Starters

Do not put fire starters in positions of power and authority.

Wednesday, February 01, 2017

January Finally Over!

At last the seemingly never ending month of January is over!