Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, March 23, 2017


Religion is the root of all stupidity, hatred and bigotry!

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Tuesday, March 21, 2017


Just because a person, company or organisation claim to be professional, don't assume they are not forgetful.

Monday, March 20, 2017

International Day of Happiness

Apparently today is the International Day of Happiness (whatever that means?).

All very laudable no doubt, but why on earth hold it on a Monday?

Friday, March 17, 2017

Happy St Patrick's Day

Happy St Patrick's Day, may the Craic be with you!

Thursday, March 16, 2017

In Praise of The Scotch Egg

What a splendid thing the Scotch Egg is, a boiled egg, encased in sausage meat dipped in breadcrumbs.

What's not to like?

The chickens that lay these must be wondrous beasts indeed!

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

A Question For Crufts

Question: When is a working dog not a working dog?

Answer: When it wins Crufts Best in Show!

Monday, March 13, 2017

When Is a Secretary of State Not Really a Secretary of State?

A Secretary of State that travels to a global hotspot at a time of crisis without a press corps, and without the confidence of the president, is not really a Secretary of State.

Thursday, March 09, 2017

Wednesday, March 08, 2017

The Dangers of Television

Be careful what you do/say in front of your TV, lest the CIA be watching!

Tuesday, March 07, 2017

Publishing Reports

Before publishing a report, FFS check the appendices for errors and cock ups!

Monday, March 06, 2017

Thursday, March 02, 2017

Leaks II

When stopping a leak with a hammer, don't bang too hard lest you cause another!

Wednesday, March 01, 2017

Oncoming Asteroids

When you see an asteroid hurtling towards your home, don't waste time pruning the roses!