Advice To The Purveyors of Bread

Don't sit on the loaves before you present them for sale.

Advice to Prime Ministers

Don't waste too much energy trying to cosy up to the USA, and claiming to the media that we have a special relationship.

We don't!

The USA will always act in its own best interests first (quite rightly so).

Advice to Prime Ministers

Don't keep blaming "global" issues for failures that are of your own creation.

Advice To Railtrack

A bus service, that is not shown on your timetable, does not constitute a train service!

Great Con Tricks of The 21st Century

"With profits" investment policies.

Inauguration Day

Every success to President Obama on this inauguration day, and the next four years in office.

Fear

Fear is for prey.

Hot Air

Beware that "businessman" that writes lengthy emails extolling his/her company's virtues, yet never makes any clear proposals that can take the business relationship forward.

Advice To Restaurants

Don't try to push your customers to sit in parts of your restaurant that you want to make look busy, if your customers want to sit elsewhere.

Advice To Door To Door Salesmen

When someone tells you that they are about to eat, do not continue with your sales pitch but move on to the next house.

Plan B's

Never prepare a Plan B, its makes you less motivated to succeed with Plan A.

Great Lies of The 21st Century

"Reliable wireless internet".

Tony Blair - Middle East Peace Envoy

A contradiction in terms, and a definition of failure.

A Question To Israel and Hamas

When you have wiped each other off the face of the earth, as seems to be your avowed intentions, precisely what will have been the point of your existence?