Advice To The Media

Don't embellish your stories to make them into what you want them to be; instead try, for once, to stick to the facts.

Advice To Ed Balls

Merging a failing school with a good school will not rise standards in the failing school, but will lower standards in the good school.

Advice To The Media

Don't create false stories, especially in times of international tension.

Pressure

Those who apply only pressure and more pressure, without giving the person or country on which they apply the pressure any kind of alternative, will end up with a nasty fight/war on their hands.

The Role of The State

It's not the role of the state to try to make you feel comfortable in your own skin, or good about yourself.

Darkness

The darkness of the night is nothing compared to darkness of some people's souls.

Humanity

Humans are good at monaing about life. However, they are not good at taking responsibility for leading change to improve their lives.

Advice To Statesmen

Beware "guarantees" given to you in the peace, safety and tranquility of a presidential garden.

Smears

Organs of the state should avoid spreading unfounded smears and allegations against others, lest they come back at you.

Cats

A watched cat never pounces.

Mandelson of Foie Gras

Why, if we are now to have "ethical/honest" government, has Gordon Brown made Mandelson "queen of the castle"?

Lord Mandelson of Foie Gras

Congratulations to Lord Mandelson of Foie Gras on his elevation, in all but name, to Prime Minister and Lord Protector of England!

Great Con Tricks of The 21st Century

Leisure club membership agreements that lock you in for a year or more, even if you want to leave the club before they expire.

Faith Based Policy

Faith based policy does not work.

Advice To Labour MPs

Gordon Brown is psychologically incapable of changing.

Advice To Gordon Brown

Don't be too overjoyed at not being "dethroned" by your party.

Your party have effectively "tied you to the ship's wheel" of the Labour Party, so that you will go down down with the sinking ship and they have you to blame afterwards.

Politicians

Do politicians hate the voters as much as the voters hate the politicians?

Sugar Backs Brown

For your consideration:

Sugar Backs Brown

Who's In Charge?

Is anyone really running the country now?

Does anyone care anymore?

Politics

There is never a final victory or defeat in politics.

Advice To Gordon Brown

When members of your cabinet start resigning two days before elections and a planned reshuffle, the game is well and truly up.

Advice To The Chancellor

Don't flip your houses too many times, it doesn't look good to the humble voters.

Advice To Gordon Brown

Saying "I didn't know", wrt the expenses scandal, doesn't cut it any longer.