Advice To Our Neighbour's Cat

Our cat flap is for our cat, not you!

Advice To Gordon Brown

Don't claim that you go jogging, when it is self evident that you do not!

Square One

Reverting to square one is not a strategy.

Dictatorships

The bedrock of dictatorship is an overempowered, arrogant, unaccountable, unelected bureaucracy populated by "little men" who believe that they are working for a "greater cause".

Morality

Lessons in morality shouldn't be delivered by hypocrites.

Advice To The Media

Endlessly reanalysing the same tired political story to death does you, democracy nor the news following public any good whatsoever.

Email

Email is not always the most appropriate medium for conveying "nuance".

Advice To iPod Users

Don't use iPods in the sauna.

Advice To Renault

Cheating isn't terribly effective if people know that you have cheated.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The door bell is not a starting gun for a race.

Never Initiative

Never assume that people will take the initiative wrt matters that you assume to be obvious.

Statistics

Production statistics without quality statistics, and vice versa, are meaningless.

Justice

Justice and "right being done" are not always synonymous.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Twigs and leaves are best left in the garden.

Great Lies of The 21st Century

Afghanistan is winnable.

Advice To Jehovah's Witnesses

Go away!

Bogeymen

By "bigging up" third rate losers into terrorist bogeymen, countries and governments enhance these people's powers and status, thus creating the threat that they sought to neuter.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please wipe/lick your bottom after using your litter tray.

The "Special Relationship"

There is much nonsense spouted by some about the so called "special relationship" between the USA and UK.

There is nothing "special", aside from the fact that both countries more or less speak the same language and, in a minority, there is a genetic link between the two countries.

Aside from the above, "special" only comes into play when the self interests of both nations happen to coincide, or the UK kowtows to the US because it needs something.

Question To Charities

Why do you have so much money lying idle in your bank accounts?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Don't scratch your stitches.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Good luck with your operation today!