Friday, October 30, 2009
Advice To LA Fitness Brighton
Remember to turn the sauna on each day folks, it works a little better when it is hot!
Thursday, October 29, 2009
The Real World - Advice To Roger Gale MP
On BBC Breakfast yesterday Roger Gale MP, repeated calls for Sir Christopher Kelly to publish his report, now it has been leaked, saying that he could not comment as he did not know what Sir Christopher was recommending.
He then added: "I've heard one comment, which I think is absolutely ludicrous, to the effect that apparently somebody living an hour's train ride from London will not be allowed to have a base in London.
Now, that doesn't affect me, but it will affect quite a lot of people, and I just don't believe that Kelly lives in the real world, I don't think he knows what kind of hours we work or what kind of job we do. We've tried to tell him, but he doesn't appear to have listened."
Maybe perfectly true Mr Gale, wrt hours of work etc.
However, many real world voters have to spend many miserable hours each day commuting using a decaying transport system. They will not give one jot about your "hours of work", but will question whether you live in the "real world" wrt your comment about needing base in London for a train ride of one hour.
The voters will conclude that it is you who does not live in "real world".
He then added: "I've heard one comment, which I think is absolutely ludicrous, to the effect that apparently somebody living an hour's train ride from London will not be allowed to have a base in London.
Now, that doesn't affect me, but it will affect quite a lot of people, and I just don't believe that Kelly lives in the real world, I don't think he knows what kind of hours we work or what kind of job we do. We've tried to tell him, but he doesn't appear to have listened."
Maybe perfectly true Mr Gale, wrt hours of work etc.
However, many real world voters have to spend many miserable hours each day commuting using a decaying transport system. They will not give one jot about your "hours of work", but will question whether you live in the "real world" wrt your comment about needing base in London for a train ride of one hour.
The voters will conclude that it is you who does not live in "real world".
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Advice To Tony Blair
Don't let Brown canvass for you, if you really do want to become El Presidente of Europe; it will be the kiss of death to your campaign.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Etiquette
Those who claim to posses a thorough knowledge of etiquette are not necessarily well mannered, pleasant or good company.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
The Meaning of Life
The fundamental point about life is that sometimes one needs to be "human", act like a fool occasionally and blow off steam once in while; being silly and "human" is the meaning of life.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
Don't make yourself too much at home on the guest bed, it is used intermittently by humans.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Friday, October 09, 2009
Self-righteousness
Beware individuals and countries that believe that they have a monopoly on self-righteousness.
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Ironic
How ironic that the pension age needs to rise, yet old people are still discriminated against when it comes to employment because they are deemed to be "past it".
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Monday, October 05, 2009
Politics Free Day
Why doesn't the media give the people of Britain a politics free day, where not one politician or political story is mentioned?
That would remind the politicians that they are not the centre of the universe, even if they have managed to convince the gullible media of that, and give us all a well deserved break from their incessant prattling.
That would remind the politicians that they are not the centre of the universe, even if they have managed to convince the gullible media of that, and give us all a well deserved break from their incessant prattling.
