The British Summer

Was that it then??

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Your fly catching skills are appreciated. However, please could you clean up the corpses after you have finished playing with them.

Risk

Life without risk is meaningless.

Advice To UK Politicians

Don't get prisoners to do your DIY.

Politics and Markets

Politics and markets do not run at the same speed.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Throwing yourself at the front door is not an effective means of opening it!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

You are not a bird, and therefore do should not try to make a nest in foliage.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Why do you insist on dragging your food out of your bowl, and eating it off the newly cleaned kitchen floor?

Moral Decay II

Is it really "moral decay", if looters form orderly queues outside of shops that they are looting?

Moral Decay

Whenever I hear a politician talk about "moral decay" I instinctively reach for my sick-bag.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Thank you for bringing me a half dead fly in your mouth yesterday, and dropping it at my feet. However, please be assured that I have sufficient food in the house and am in no need of supplementing my diet with Bluebottles.

Advice To UK Politicians

Shutting down social networking sites during times of "unrest" is exactly what the dictators that you criticise do.

Rain

Nice to see that rain in summer can occasionally be a welcome relief, especially if you live in an area blighted by riots.

Greed

The riots show that avarice and greed crosses all social and cultural barriers, and is not just the provenance of bankers.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Do you really need to wake me in the middle of the night to show me the half eaten corpse of a moth that you have caught?

Advice To The Board ofThe ECB

Don't lose your day jobs!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Why do you let your cat friends come in and eat your food, then moan at me because your plate is empty?

The British Summer

The British summer appears to be ending, very much as it began, with torrential rain!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Given that you have the entire house to choose from, with a myriad of cosy places to sleep, why do you choose my office chair for your early morning nap and then look daggers at me when I move you?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

If you must chase and then bring in half dead moths into the house to play with, please could you at least eat them instead of leaving them flapping around on the floor?

Question For My Cat

Why do you not like Felix Sensations, and refuse to eat it, yet you will eat the ordinary Felix food?