Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Today's visit to the vet was for your benefit (for your annual health check and flu jab)..honest!!!

Advice To EU Politicians

Your hubris has real consequences.

Just ask the people of Greece!

Don't Fall For The Hype

The endless rumours about an EU deal to bailout Greece and ringfence other EU countries are being spread by people with an interest in talking the markets up long enough for a decent close on their month end trading accounts, and by a gullible media.

Don't fall for the hype!

Don't Believe The Hype

Europe's politicians are not really trying to save the Euro or Greece, but are in fact purely interested in saving themselves.

Advice To The IMF/EU

Don't leak half baked bailout plans over the weekend. The markets will tear them to pieces on Monday.

Advice To European Politicians

Like it or not, capitalist economies work in a manner similar to a Ponzi scheme. Remove the hope/confidence that the future is bright, by failing to provide leadership, and you effectively cut the legs off from under the economy.

Advice To The Greek Cabinet

You can't milk a cow that hasn't been fed.

Give Someone a Hug Today

Advice To The People of Europe

We are being "governed" by a political "elite" whose vision of how the world works (or should work in their minds) has been shattered. Hence they are displaying symptoms of shock and depression, and are a danger to themselves and us.

Smoke and Mirrors

Beware the politician who promises to recruit more public sector staff during a recession, the reality is that the "new" staff will be reallocated from other existing positions.

Bankers

Beware central bankers bearing gifts!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Since when do cats eat broccoli?

Farking Typical!

Now that the main "heat" of the summer has gone, the sun finally chooses to shine brightly without being hindered by rain and wind.

Advice To Blogger

Please sort your system out, it is playing  silly buggers today.

Presidents and Kings

When presidents and kings die/leave office, their oaths/promises die with them.

Advice From My Cat To Humans

Don't hoard cats!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Staring at me in bed in the early morning, to try to make me get up to feed you, doesn't work.

Vision

A clouded mind sees nothing.

Advice To Attention Seeking Polticians

Don't call your boss "gutless".

Great Con Tricks of The 21st Century

Scented mood candles.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

It is unwise to stand on your two backlegs on the top of a chair, propping yourself up against the wall near the spiral staircase, when chasing a moth.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Many thanks for ridding the house of living moths. However, please could you advise us as to where you have left the corpses?