Please do not sleep on the TV remote control when I am trying to watch TV.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Monday, April 29, 2013
What If?
"What ifs?" are the opiate of those who lack the vision, imagination and courage to chart a new course for their lives.
Friday, April 26, 2013
Advice To Hotmail Regarding Outlook
It would be really nice if you could sort out the gremlins in your new "improved" Outlook, so that I don't have to keep seeing this message on my account:
"We can't connect to Outlook at the moment. Please try again later"
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Houses of Cards
Houses made of cards look very elegant, and more often than not take much painstaking time and effort to construct. However, they readily collapse at the merest puff of air or tremble of the ground.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Monday, April 22, 2013
Friday, April 19, 2013
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
Running up and down our wooden stairs with your cat chum is all very well and fun, but not at 4:00AM!
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Monday, April 15, 2013
Friday, April 12, 2013
How Tedious
How very tedious that some scumbag has attempted to fraudulently steal money from my bank account, thus necessitating the blocking of my bank card just as the weekend is about to begin!
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Tuesday, April 09, 2013
Monday, April 08, 2013
Friday, April 05, 2013
Thursday, April 04, 2013
Wednesday, April 03, 2013
Tuesday, April 02, 2013
Advice To The President of Cyprus
Casinos only attract wealthy foreign punters in countries where you can move your winnings freely across the border.