Halloween

Beware the beggars ringing your doorbells tonight!

Question For Clive The Cat

Do you do nothing but eat and sleep here, even though this is not your home?

Spam

My spam box is becoming so overloaded these days that I could make a batch of sandwiches out of the spam that could feed thousands!

Closed Doors

A closed door is not necessarily a locked door!

Economic Booms and Busts

Economic booms and busts are like the tides, whilst you cannot prevent them happening you should build sufficient defences in order to weather them.

Advice To Clive

Your mummy and daddy will be missing you if you continue to eat and sleep here!

Bleeping

Will someone please turn that bleedin' bleeping off.

I am not on fire am I?

Porridge

Porridge should be fibrous and coarse, not milled to a fine powder with no texture/body!

Advice To Clive

Egad sir, you are eating us out of house and home!

Advice To Clive

You do not live here, your mummy and daddy live down the road!

Rolling Stones

Rolling stones may well gather no moss. However, if they are large enough, they sure as hell crush the moss!

Today Is Porridge Day

I officially declare today to be porridge day!

Please note you make it with water, you do not add milk instead you may add a pinch of salt; and you must eat it standing up!

Bells

When does the bell toll?

Wisdom

Wisdom is not being stressed at being "wise" after the event.

That Friday Feeling

That Friday feeling is distinctly lacking at the moment; given the grey, wet, windy weather. Summer seems but a long faded memory!

Victory

Victory is a dangerous opportunity.

Ongoing Advice To Clive

Sorry Clive, we have had to temporarily bar you from the kitchen as you keep eating our cat's food in vast quantities!

Wills

It is advisable to make a will, no matter what your age, and of the utmost importance that the location of the will be communicated to relevant parties such as your lawyer.