Belated Happy Thanksgiving

A belated Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends!

Tax Forms

A hunted for tax form is never found!

Brian Griffin

Egad, Brian Griffin has been killed off!

Brave Postie

My compliments to our hardy postman who is still wearing shorts, despite the fact it is late November.

Meat Stews

Meat stews really ought to contain some meat.

Product Insurance Salespersons

What is it with oven/boiler insurance salespersons repeatedly bombarding me with phone calls and letters entreating me to insure my oven and boiler?

No means NO!

Greyness

The greyness of the weather saps the inspiration.

The Internet

Why does my connection to the net always crash at the precise moment I am trying to open an important document?

Printers

A watched printer never prints!

Who Drank All The Milk?

Rules of a Good Man

The rules that a good man lives his life by are not a sign of weakness, but are in fact a sign of strength.

Life Before Mobile Phones

Believe it or not, life and human interaction was possible before the advent of mobile phones!

The British Climate

People complain that it is cold in Britain around this time of year. They are wrong, it's not cold as such it's damp; it's the damp that makes it feel cold.

Evil

Evil cowers when a good man goes to war!

Happy Guy Fawkes Night!

Enjoy your bonfires (please check for hedgehogs etc nesting in them before you light them) and fireworks this evening folks!

Bills

Why do bills all turn up in clusters like buses?

Halloween

Managed to endure another Halloween of noisy knockers!