Bilderberg

Happy 60th birthday to the Bilderberg conference.

Stabbing People In The Back

Be wary of those who offer you their public support, because those who volunteer to stand behind you during times of crisis, or embrace you to comfort you are best placed to stab you in the back.

Great Inventions of The 21st Century - The Goth Colouring Book

Problem Solving

Problem solving is best achieved when asleep, thus allowing the mind to find its own way to the solution, unhindered by the noise of the wakeful mind.

Twonk

The person who moved our flowerpot from out side her house, and put it outside our nearby pub, is a twonk!

Talking To Plants

It is perfectly OK to talk to plants. However, when they answer back it becomes a problem.

Another Friday Has Arrived

Yipeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Advice To Politicians

Don't bring political dogma into the schoolroom.

Wakefulness

Let the world tremble, I am awake!

Advice To MPs

Take 365 days off a year, the country would be far better off without your interfering and tinkering with our daily lives.

Monday Morning Sluggishness

Monday mornings truly bring out the slug in one.

Military Secrets

Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When using you litter tray, it is customary to place your bottom within the general area of the tray rather than perch on the rim of it bottom protruding over the edge!

A Pox Upon My PC

A pox upon my PC for being slow to the point of inertia, and for continually losing its connection to the net!

Today's Word

Today's word is:

Perspicacity

Advice To Chefs

Don't smear plates with purees and sauces, it is a highly pretentious practice that makes the plate appear to be unwashed.

Happy May Day