Curses!
My porridge was too runny this morning!
Friday, January 29, 2016
Thursday, January 28, 2016
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Advice To Idiots
Don't take photos of yourselves and your kids by the corpses of beached whales.
Would you take a photo of yourself by road kill?
Use some common sense for heaven's sake!
Would you take a photo of yourself by road kill?
Use some common sense for heaven's sake!
Monday, January 25, 2016
Friday, January 22, 2016
Advice To Avast and Microsoft
Please fix the conflict between your two systems, as I am fed up with seeing "start and Cortana critical error" when I activate Windows 10.
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Wanting vs Willing
There is a vast difference between wanting to do something, and willing to do something.
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Advice To The BBC Re Top Gear
When hiring new presenters of Top Gear, make sure they don't suffer from car sickness!
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
The Twitter Outage
Did the sun fail to rise?
Did the earth stop spinning on its axis?
No!
Get over the Twitter outage!
Monday, January 18, 2016
Blue Monday
The media would have us believe that today is "Blue Monday", the most depressing day of the year.
In the event that you feel this to be the case the solution is simple, stay in bed and sleep your way through it until Tuesday dawns.
Simples!
In the event that you feel this to be the case the solution is simple, stay in bed and sleep your way through it until Tuesday dawns.
Simples!