Merry Christmas

Facts vs Reality

Never let facts get in the way of your version of reality!

Advice To The Purveyors of Drones

DON'T SELL THEM TO FUCKWITS!!

Christmas Advice

The Pre Christmas Drinking Season Is Upon Us!

Closely followed by the Christmas, and post Christmas drinking seasons....

Leaders' Personalities

Organisations, countries and political parties tend to fall apart when the leader:

- dithers
- procrastinates
- is indecisive
- does not communicate with his/her colleagues
- does not tell others clearly what he/she wants
- backtracks

Meanwhile, In Baghdad

Nothing has made me smile this week like the Baghdad airport duty free shop festively hanging a Christmas tree from the ceiling pic.twitter.com/9OR0dhRSiq

— Ben Van Heuvelen (@berendvh) December 12, 2018

Told You!

I told you there were shenanigans going on!

Shenanigans

There are an awful lot of shenanigans going on in the world at the moment!

Today I Am Mainly...

Today I am mainly emulating my hair conditioner; namely I am being:

Smooth and Silky

Leaks Are Evil!

Leaks always mange to position themselves in the most awkward, unreachable part of the pipework.

Proof, if it were ever needed, that leaks are evil!

Vlad Serves A Generous Portion of Pork Pie

BREAKING: Russian President Vladimir Putin says if the US starts developing intermediate-range missiles, so will Russia.

— The Associated Press (@AP) December 5, 2018

Gordian Knots

Don't waste time by trying to untangle a Gordian knot, simply cut it and move on!

Monday Morning

Let's shift Monday morning to Tuesday!