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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Rosie
The smell of curry on my breath does not constitute a threat to you, as such there was no need to run away from me last night when I breathed on you whilst trying to stroke you.

2 comments:

  1. I also detest the smell of curry on peoples breath, and on that basis, you and any curry-guzzling minorities are now banned from Stony Stratford.
    Yours,
    Paul Bartlett.

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