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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Monday, September 26, 2016

How To Handle Monday Mornings

Grab the day by the scruff of the neck and give it a sound kicking until it capitulates.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Advice To Social Media Billionaires

Your immense wealth does not guarantee that you will be able to cure/manage all diseases by the turn of the century.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Advice to Yakult - Turning Japanese



Your instructional "learn simple Japanese" early morning adverts are all very well and educational, but must the lady telling us the Japanese for "good morning" etc sound so awake and bleeding cheerful at 5.30AM?

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Accidents

Accidents happen, however when there are a series of related "accidents" they can no longer be classified as "accidents".

Monday, September 19, 2016

Clock Watching

A watched clock never ticks in time with the flow of time relative to the observer.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Inspiration

Inspiration best comes when not sought after.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Facts vs Feelings

Follow the facts to where they lead, do not be diverted by your feelings of where you would like them to lead.

Thursday, September 08, 2016

Inspiration

Inspiration comes from staring into the void.

Wednesday, September 07, 2016

Fear

Fear makes us stronger, faster and sharper.

Embrace it and use it to your advantage.

Tuesday, September 06, 2016

Advice To Hillary Clinton



Gargle with salt water before you next try to speak in in public.

Monday, September 05, 2016

The Weather Gods

The weather gods regularly piss on our Monday mornings with the depressing inevitability of the return of an unloved season.

Friday, September 02, 2016

350th Anniversary of The Great Fire of London