Irony KLAXON!

 

Covid Insanity

Covid affects people in different ways, some don't even know they have it whilst others die.

However, it appears to affect governments around the world in the same manner (with the exception of Sweden) it sends them barking mad!

Advice To The Media Re Kim Jong-un

 

Kim can only die once folks, if you keep reporting his renewed death people will start to suspect that you don't know what you are talking about!

Therefore before you report yet again that he has died, check your sources.

For the record, the only truly reliable source is this lady (Re Chun-he). 

If she is in pink, he is alive; if she is in black, he is dead! 

 

Wise Words From Nicola Smith - Hiding Something Only Makes Things Worse

As per Nicola Smith in the Telegraph:

From Covid to the Chernobyl disaster to several UK hospital scandals and many more, a common self-protecting trait causes humans to conceal information in a way that often only makes situations worse.  

Unfortunately for the world, the universal fear of passing bad news up the chain was all the more acute in this case under an authoritarian system that encourages officials to withhold information for fear of reprisal. 

Tragically, this enduring lack of transparency and accountability under President Xi Jinping’s Communist regime means we may never know the cause of this deadly coronavirus in order to prevent the next.

Advice To The Media

 

Testing positive for Covid is NOT the same as being ill with it.

Instead of trying to frighten people with scaremongering headlines and lazy reporting, try telling your audience the truth for once!

Covid and People's Perception of Risk

 

Covid has destroyed what little there was left of people's risk perspective and perception, and ability to understand that life is not risk free.

Sadly some governments around the world, egged on by the screeching media and experts who are not challenged by politicians who are scientifically illiterate, have handed over control to risk averse fussbuckets.

This situation will not abate until control is taken back by people who understand that life must go, irrespective of a small uptick in risk.

Advice To The Government

 

 Sharpen up!

The Word of Ken - A Generously Peppered Mash

 

 A generously peppered mash makes for a sweaty night's sleep!

Bovril on Toast and White Trousers

 

In retrospect, eating Bovril on toast whilst wearing white trousers was a very bold initiative!

Social Media

  

Social media isn't real life, don't fall into the trap of thinking that it is!

Can't Sleep? - Don't Worry There's a Song For That!

 

No sleep!
Nessun dorma!

No sleep!
Nessun dorma!

You too, oh Princess
Tu pure, oh Principessa

In your cold room
Nella tua fredda stanza

Look at the stars that tremble
Guardi le stelle che tremano

Of love and hope
D'amore e di speranza

But my mystery is closed in me
Ma il mio mistero è chiuso in me

No one will know my name
Il nome mio nessun saprà

No, no, I'll say it on your mouth
No, no, sulla tua bocca lo dirò

When the light shines
Quando la luce splenderà

And my kiss will melt
Ed il mio bacio scioglierà

The silence that makes you mine
Il silenzio che ti fa mia

(No one will know his name
(ll nome suo nessun saprà

And we must, alas, die, die)
E noi dovrem, ahimè, morir, morir)

Fade away, oh night
Dilegua, oh notte

Set, stars
Tramontate, stelle

Set, stars
Tramontate, stelle

I'll win at dawn
All'alba vincerò

Will win
Vincerà

Vincerò
Vincerò

Enjoy It Folks - It Won't Last!

 

Enjoy The Sun

 

Stop moaning about how hot it is, make the most of the sunshine and the good weather.

One day it will rain, and you will have nothing but your memories of the sun and how you moaned about it!

Ken's World of Facts - Mark Zuckerberg/Commander Data

 

It is FACT that Commander Data's personality, hair style, skin colour and lack of human empathy were modelled on Mark Zuckerberg.

Strong Argument GIF from Strong GIFs

The Five Rules of Life

Advice To Aggressive/Belligerant Face Mask Wearers

Contrary to how you like to treat those who can't wear masks, you are not Darth Vader.

One day, when this bug is beaten, you won't be able to hide behind your masks; just as Vader discovered!

Advice To PHE re The New Beta Stats

UPDATE: The official #COVID19 dashboard will be updated to the beta version this afternoon.

More details on the changes: https://t.co/yk4inNZOeQ

— Public Health England (@PHE_uk) August 4, 2020

Your statistics have been widely discredited as being completely unfit for purpose, inaccurate and out of date.

Don't bother with a Beta reboot, admit you failed and disband your organisation before you are disbanded!

Enjoy Today!

Enjoy today, as you cannot see what is around the covid corner!