Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Bin Day

Hooray Hooray today is bin day!

Be still my beating heart.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014


Where the fark has the summer gone?

It's still August for fark's sake, but feels as chilly as October.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Advice To Spiders

When you have gone to the trouble of spinning a web and catching a fly, the least you can do is eat the hapless corpse; instead of letting it hang there and gather dust!

Wednesday, August 13, 2014


Q: When is aid not aid?

A: When it is given by those you don't agree with.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014


A star is often brightest before its demise.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Monday Morning

Aargh...another Monday morning has crashed into my life!

Wednesday, August 06, 2014


You can never have enough money.

Tuesday, August 05, 2014


Those of you who wake up in the mornings feeling edgy, irritable and not ready to face the morning should simply not bother waking up until after noon; that way you don 't have to face the morning.

Monday, August 04, 2014

Red Stripe Alert

Farking hell, there is only one can of Red Stripe left.

Panic in the streets!

Friday, August 01, 2014

Countdown To The Great War


Advice To Neighbours' Cats

We are not a cat cafe.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Touch Screen Notebooks

These devices are all very well and dandy, but only if you have a steady hand.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Addicted To Sanctions

Those countries that slap sanctions on all and sundry who do not meet their moral/ethical approval may care to reflect that if they sanction too many people, organisations and countries they may well end up isolating themselves from the global financial system.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014


It is unwise to leave important documents in the vicinity of a cat.

Monday, July 28, 2014

Monday Morning Struck By Thor's Hammer

This Monday morning has been repeatedly struck by Thor's hammer, a truly auspicious start to the week!