Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

The Mystery of The Avocado

Why do people buy avocados, only to leave them to ripen for so long that by the time they try to eat them they have gone rotten?

What is it about avocados that causes such aberrant behaviour?

Tuesday, December 06, 2016

Advice To Banks

Hiding behind call centre queues of 25 minutes or more won't save you from the wrath of your customers!

Monday, December 05, 2016

Wealthy People

Wealthy people remain wealthy because they care about every penny.

Friday, December 02, 2016

Shopping Online For The Elderly

When shopping online for an elderly person, leave the placement of the order until the last minute so as to allow time for the twenty or so phone calls asking for changes to be made to the order.

Thursday, December 01, 2016

Happy 1st of December

25 days until Christmas.

Panic in the streets!

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Morning Has Broken

When dawn's sweet light strikes your eyes, take the day by the scruff of its neck and beat its head against the wall until it submits to your will.

You now own the day!

Monday, November 28, 2016

Advice To Hotels

Don't shut down your Sunday brunch on the weekend before Christmas!

Friday, November 25, 2016

Black Friday Is Bollocks

Those of you who rush out today in the search of "happiness" derived from the purchase of a "discounted" foreign import made by underpaid workers in Asia Pacific, might care to reflect that after your purchase your lives will still be as empty and unfulfilling as they were before the purchase.

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving

A happy and peaceful Thanksgiving to all my American friends!

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The "Better Nature" of Demagogues and Dictators

Appealing to the "better nature" or morals of demagogues and dictators is utterly pointless, as they don't have these human traits.

In order to deal with such people you need to use a combination of threats, bribes and flattery.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

The "Good Old Days"

We are contantly being told by politicians and the medai that our air and water is polluted, and that the food we eat is jnk and killing us.

Yet go back a few hundred years in time, to the days before pollution and junk food, and you will find that people did not live much beyond 30.

There's irony for you!

Monday, November 21, 2016

Question For Three

When are you going to communicate with your customers about the hack?