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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Advice To DHL

Some people work for a living, and can't stay in all day!

Why can't you deliver to neighbours???

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Coughing Fits

Coughing fits are a most efficacious means of toning the abs!

Friday, April 22, 2016

Life

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Pork Chops


Succulent pork chops with extra fat are most efficacious in every way imaginable!

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Winning

Passion is not enough to win, passion needs to be combined with determination and resilience.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Monday, April 18, 2016

Monday Augury

A dead goose in the local park pond is not a good augury for a Monday morning.

Friday, April 15, 2016

Damp Squibs

Beware laughing at a neighbour's damp squib, lest he let off a really big firework that he had been keeping in reserve for a special occasion!

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Fireworks

Fireworks are less impressive when you know what the running order and timings will be.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Burning Roof

When your roof is ablaze, don't procrastinate over having to use your entire supply of water up in order to extinguish the blaze.

You can fuss over your water supply once the blaze is extinguished!

Monday, April 11, 2016

Advice To Politicians

Beware stoking the fires of moral outrage wrt the tax arrangements of others, lest they burn so brightly that they immolate you.

Thursday, April 07, 2016

Hoo-Hahs

It is the nature of Hoo-Hahs that they fizzle out as rapidly as they peak.

Wednesday, April 06, 2016

News

The nature of 24 rolling news coverage, augmented by real time social media, means that specific news items very rarely remain in the public eye or indeed consciousness for more than a few fleeting hours.

Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Advice To Journalists

Rehashing old information, and presenting it as "breaking news" does journalism's image little good and reinforces the impression that those journalists who do this are merely chasing headlines and seeking glory for themselves rather than reporting up to date information and facts.

Monday, April 04, 2016

Data Overload

Data overload obscures what is important.

Friday, April 01, 2016

April Fools' Day

Another April Fools' Day is upon us, when the mainstream media publish stories that are bollocks.

Hang on, don't they do that every day?

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Bacon


Life is made all the more pleasurable by bacon!

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

When In Doubt

When in doubt about something, go with your gut instinct.