Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Tuesday, July 07, 2015

Advice To Juncker

Don't send SMS's (especially to Tsipras) when you are drunk!

Monday, July 06, 2015


Believing something is not the same as knowing something!

Friday, July 03, 2015

Facebook and IE

I suggest that the technical departments of Facebook and IE liaise with each other, because there is an issue wrt posting comments on FB when using IE.

In the meantime switching to Chrome resolves the issues!

Thursday, July 02, 2015

Populism and Democracy

Populism is not the same as democracy and, more often than not, erodes democracy.

Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Hot Weather

During hot weather always ensure that you have sufficient vodka to hand.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Mutually Assured Destruction

Theoretically the doctrine MAD, be it financial or military, can act as a deterrent. However, the problem lies in the fact that the concept includes the words "mutually" and "destruction".

These two words come front and centre when someone actually presses the button.

Friday, June 26, 2015

Network Printer

How come it took me two hours to connect my new printer to my pc yesterday?

Two hours of my life I will never get back!

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Maybe if you ate your breakfast a little more slowly, you wouldn't have to need to throw it up ten seconds after consumption all over the kitchen floor?

Monday, June 22, 2015


When sending documents ahead of an important meeting, make sure you send the right ones!

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Happy Waterloo Day!

Two hundred years ago the Duke of Wellington defeated Napoleon, and saved Europe from dictatorship.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Advice To Tsipras

Calling the IMF "criminals" probably won't help secure extra money from them!

Tuesday, June 16, 2015


Will someone please develop a Wi-Fi system that doesn't fall over every time a neighbour turns their router on, and drop because of interference from other systems!

Monday, June 15, 2015

Friday, June 12, 2015

Advice To Launderettes

Clean your lint traps often, lest they become a fire hazard!

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Ongoing Advice To Our Cat and Visiting Cats

Please conduct your cat races up and down our wooden stairways during the daytime, not in the middle of the night!

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Tuesday, June 09, 2015


Cats are put on earth the distract humans.

Thursday, June 04, 2015

Credit Lines

A man's credit line outranks his cash holdings, in the eyes of the capitalist world, even if he ends up never paying back money borrowed on that credit line.