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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

The Voice In Your Head

It is wise to follow the voice in your head.

However, be sure to choose the right voice; otherwise there may be a problem!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Sod's Law

It is the law of sod, that when you need a taxi to take the cat to the vet its takes farking 30 minutes to arrive!

Monday, October 20, 2014

New Leases of Life

New leases of life are not often granted, as and when they are use them to their utmost.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Advice To My PC

Sort out the "unresponsive script" issue, or I will take an axe to you!

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Bananas

Bananas are a most efficacious way to start the day.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Advice To Apprentice Candidates

- You are not stealth bombers.

- There can only be 100% of anything tangible.

- Being 90% "handsome" is irrelevant and purely subjective.

etc etc sigh!

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Monday, October 13, 2014

Chums

A chum is someone who stays in touch on occasions other than when he/she wants money.

Friday, October 10, 2014

Dead Flies

Based on my long term observations of the dead fly on my desk and the one hanging from a spider's web above it, dead flies appear to never rot they merely dry up.

Fascinating!

Thursday, October 09, 2014

Bleeding

Never let your colleagues or your enemies see you bleed.

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

Autumn

Autumn is most certainly here with a vengeance!

Tuesday, October 07, 2014

Sartorial Advice For Autumn


The onset of Autumn means it is time to pack away the white suit.

Monday, October 06, 2014

Monday Morning

Monday morning did not start well, with me dropping my half eaten banana on the floor and staining my nice white shirt with parsley juice!

Friday, October 03, 2014

A Sunny Start To October

Another sunny day at the start of October!

Here's to global warming!

Thursday, October 02, 2014

Garlic Crushers

It is a fundamental law of the universe that garlic crushers are useless!

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

Question For Microsoft


Whilst it is heartening to see that you have finally got the message that everyone thinks that Windows 8 is bollocks, what happened to Windows 9?

Was that in development, but also deemed to be bollocks pre release?

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

The Joy of Christmas Trees

Kudos to a local resident who was obviously so attached to their "living" Christmas tree that they could only bring themselves to throw out its brown, withered husk today!

Monday, September 29, 2014

Pork Chops and Stuffing

Fatty, thick pork chops and stuffing; a meal that just keeps on giving!

Friday, September 26, 2014

The Internet - Back To Basics


Let us stop the trolling, hate spewing and scummy use of the internet and go back to basics and remember what the internet was invented for.

The sharing of pictures of cats!

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Question For Sustainable Fadists

Is the credit card use use to buy your "sustainable" produce made from sustainable materials?