I commend that psychological benefits of wall staring.
Friday, May 17, 2013
Thursday, May 16, 2013
A Pox Upon Microsoft Downloads
My thanks to Microsoft for downloading a "service pack" into my pc yesterday that took 30 minutes for my pc to configure, before it would allow me to use it; and then slowing the pc down for another hour whilst other downloads were assimilated.
Labels:
microsoft
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Advice To Dishonest Businessmen
In the short term your scams, con tricks and dishonesty may well give you some short term gains. However, in the long term these lies and scams will avail you of nothing; you will end up penniless and friendless.
Labels:
business,
con tricks
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
A Wise Owl
A wise owl said to me yesterday:
"Being ashamed is far better than being shameful".He is a wise owl indeed!
Labels:
wisdom
Monday, May 13, 2013
Advice To Apprentice Candidates
To experience true "blue sky thinking", open a window and throw yourselves out of it.
Labels:
business
Friday, May 10, 2013
The Danger of Sandals
Sandals are unsatisfactory footwear, they signify undisciplined thinking and louche behaviour.
Labels:
sandals
Thursday, May 09, 2013
Advice To Apprentice Candidates
Try sprinkling less cocaine on your cornflakes in the morning; that way you will have a more balanced and realistic perception of yourselves, your skills, your personalities and how you interact with others around you.
Labels:
business
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
Tuesday, May 07, 2013
Sunshine
Sunshine over the bank holiday weekend, who would have thought it?
Labels:
bank holiday,
sunshine
Friday, May 03, 2013
Advice To Mr Muscle
Put your drain unblocking product into a bottle that can actually be opened by a human being!
Labels:
child safety cap
Thursday, May 02, 2013
Wednesday, May 01, 2013
Great Lies of The 21st Century
"We value our customers and have listened to their opinions."
Labels:
Great Lies
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Monday, April 29, 2013
Friday, April 26, 2013
Advice To Hotmail Regarding Outlook
It would be really nice if you could sort out the gremlins in your new "improved" Outlook, so that I don't have to keep seeing this message on my account:
"We can't connect to Outlook at the moment. Please try again later"
Labels:
hotmail
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Houses of Cards
Houses made of cards look very elegant, and more often than not take much painstaking time and effort to construct. However, they readily collapse at the merest puff of air or tremble of the ground.
Labels:
business
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Monday, April 22, 2013
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