Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Advice To NATO Members

Don't shoot down Russian fighter planes engaged in bombing ISIS.

We are, allegedly, on the same side in the fight against ISIS!

Monday, November 23, 2015


Lockdowns can be effective, if you manage to arrest the person(s) that has/have necessitated the lockdown. However, in the event that he/she/they evade you how do you climb down from a lockdown?

Friday, November 20, 2015

Advice To Businesses

Do not be quick to spend money you haven't got, in order to resolve someone else's fuck up!

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Corned Beef

Corned beef is a most excellent staple to have in your cupboard, not only does it make excellent sandwiches it also serves well in a hash or equivalent!

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Regime Change

Not one of the USA's most successful foreign policy initiatives.

Maybe the US should take a leaf out of the Federation's book, and adopt a policy of non interference?

Monday, November 16, 2015

Advice To Customers and Suppliers

It helps if you don't dick each other around, and are upfront at the beginning of a business relationship.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Leaf Blowers

Leaf blowers are without a doubt one of mankind's least useful inventions.

Not only are they noisy, but instead of sucking up leaves they blow them hither and thither; thus moving the problem from one place to another!

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

War and Forgiveness

The cycle of war and bloodshed can only end when there is forgiveness.

Monday, November 09, 2015

Question For Andrex

What on earth do I need vitamin E enriched toilet paper for?

I am not going to eat it!

Sunday, November 08, 2015

Remembrance Sunday

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old.

Friday, November 06, 2015

Art and Pain

Only true art is born out of pain.

How do we know this?

"Pain" is part of "painting"!

Thursday, November 05, 2015

Domestic Building Projects

When embarking on domestic building projects, in order to avoid absolute chaos (financially and physically), always ensure that they are carried out in bite size portions rather than a shock and awe one off mega project!

Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Advice To Chefs

Portions are meant to be sufficient in quantity to be classified as a meal, and not be so small that they can only be classified as a "sample".

Tuesday, November 03, 2015

What Lurks Behind the Kitchen Unit?

Beware pulling out kitchen units, in order to access pipes, all manner of hidden long forgotten horrors are lurking there!

Monday, November 02, 2015

Friday, October 30, 2015

Chili Eating

When eating chili it is advisable to try to aim for the mouth, rather than splatter it in your hair.

Thursday, October 29, 2015