Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Easter Bank Holiday

In keeping with the tradition of bank holidays, especially the Easter one, as they approach so the nice sunny weather that we have basked in recedes.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Advice To Builders

Scaffolding is charged for on a daily basis, therefore it is unwise once it is erected to let it stand idly by for days on end unused!

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Advice To US Airways

It is unwise to post tweets that include pornographic images, especially when these tweets are in response to customer queries!

Monday, April 14, 2014

Monday Sunshine!

Sunshine, on a Monday morning!!!

Can this be true?

Friday, April 11, 2014

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The newly erected scaffolding on our neighbours' house is for the purpose of renovation of their house, it is not a cat climbing frame.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Pertinent Information

Pertinent information is usually best ascertained by asking impertinent questions.

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Advice To Celebrities and Their Worshippers

Irrespective as to whether celebrity status is earned, gifted/imposed via parents or artificially created via "reality" TV it does not impart immortality.

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Advice To Weather Forecasters

Your forecast today tells me that the sun should be shining in my part of the world at this very moment in time.

It isn't!

It is in fact overcast and rather cold.

Either update the forecast to show reality, or stop making forecasts in the first place thus saving us the disappointment associated with failed forecasts that recurs with the depressing inevitability of an unloved season.

Monday, April 07, 2014

Monday Rain

Urgh...Monday morning has been heralded by a deluge of rain that is forecast to last all day.

Thursday, April 03, 2014

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Feed The Seagulls Day

Every Wednesday is bin bag day in our neighbourhood; or, more accurately, feed the seagulls day!

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

April Fools' Day

Another April Fools' Day has dawned upon us again, cue the deluge of tedious media and company April Fools' Day stories and PR attempts.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Rolling Stones

Rolling stones may well gather no moss. However, it is advisable not to be in their path if they are large and moving at high speed.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Friday, March 28, 2014


All hail Ratzilla, our new rat overlord!

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Staring at me when I am in bed will not make me get up any quicker.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Advice To Seagulls

Kindly do not have punch ups on the roof top window of my office. It upsets my Zen like approach to work.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Monday, March 24, 2014

Playing The Game

Knowing what game the other person is playing is only half the battle. You also need to know how to play that game.