In addition to dark matter, "doesn't matter" has been discovered.
Unlike dark matter, "doesn't matter" has no effect on the universe whatsoever.
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Monday, March 10, 2014
Beef
When cooking a large joint of beef, it is advisable to have a beef face so that people know it is a serious process and that you are dedicated to the task.
Friday, March 07, 2014
Gunboat Diplomacy
Gunboat diplomacy does not work in the 21st century financially interdependent global economy, as it wrecks every major power's economy.
Thursday, March 06, 2014
Wednesday, March 05, 2014
The Importance of Underpants
Always wear newly purchased underpants, for comfort and support during important meetings.
Tuesday, March 04, 2014
Monday, March 03, 2014
Irony
As the West goes toe to toe with Russia over Ukraine, how ironic that the number two story covered by the UK/US media is last night's Oscar ceremony!
Friday, February 28, 2014
Underpants
I am impressed to see that my new underpants have a label attached informing me that they have been tested for harmful substances.
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Attitude
Instead of looking for the bad things in your life and making yourself miserable, look for the good things and feel good about your life.
Monday, February 24, 2014
Death and Stupidity
Death and stupidity are the same.
Dead people don't know that they are dead, and stupid people don't know that they are stupid.
Dead people don't know that they are dead, and stupid people don't know that they are stupid.
Friday, February 21, 2014
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Falling Off A Mountain
In the event you find yourself falling off a high mountain, use it as an opportunity to try to fly.
You have nothing to lose by trying what others deem to be impossible!
You have nothing to lose by trying what others deem to be impossible!
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Advice To Self
Don't delete pictures on a website media gallery willy nilly, before checking what ones you need to keep.
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
Rain
Egad, it was actually sunny on Sunday and there was a complete absence of wind and rain!
Suffice to say, now that it is Monday the rain and grey skies have returned.
Suffice to say, now that it is Monday the rain and grey skies have returned.
Friday, February 14, 2014
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's day to the flower, card, hotel and restaurant industries without which Valentine's Day would simply not be possible!
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
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