Thursday, April 17, 2014
Easter Bank Holiday
In keeping with the tradition of bank holidays, especially the Easter one, as they approach so the nice sunny weather that we have basked in recedes.
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
Advice To Builders
Scaffolding is charged for on a daily basis, therefore it is unwise once it is erected to let it stand idly by for days on end unused!
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Advice To US Airways
It is unwise to post tweets that include pornographic images, especially when these tweets are in response to customer queries!
Monday, April 14, 2014
Friday, April 11, 2014
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
The newly erected scaffolding on our neighbours' house is for the purpose of renovation of their house, it is not a cat climbing frame.
Thursday, April 10, 2014
Pertinent Information
Pertinent information is usually best ascertained by asking impertinent questions.
Wednesday, April 09, 2014
Advice To Celebrities and Their Worshippers
Irrespective as to whether celebrity status is earned, gifted/imposed via parents or artificially created via "reality" TV it does not impart immortality.
Tuesday, April 08, 2014
Advice To Weather Forecasters
Your forecast today tells me that the sun should be shining in my part of the world at this very moment in time.
It isn't!
It is in fact overcast and rather cold.
Either update the forecast to show reality, or stop making forecasts in the first place thus saving us the disappointment associated with failed forecasts that recurs with the depressing inevitability of an unloved season.
It isn't!
It is in fact overcast and rather cold.
Either update the forecast to show reality, or stop making forecasts in the first place thus saving us the disappointment associated with failed forecasts that recurs with the depressing inevitability of an unloved season.
Monday, April 07, 2014
Monday Rain
Urgh...Monday morning has been heralded by a deluge of rain that is forecast to last all day.
Friday, April 04, 2014
Thursday, April 03, 2014
Wednesday, April 02, 2014
Feed The Seagulls Day
Every Wednesday is bin bag day in our neighbourhood; or, more accurately, feed the seagulls day!
Tuesday, April 01, 2014
April Fools' Day
Another April Fools' Day has dawned upon us again, cue the deluge of tedious media and company April Fools' Day stories and PR attempts.
Monday, March 31, 2014
Rolling Stones
Rolling stones may well gather no moss. However, it is advisable not to be in their path if they are large and moving at high speed.
Saturday, March 29, 2014
Friday, March 28, 2014
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
Advice To Seagulls
Kindly do not have punch ups on the roof top window of my office. It upsets my Zen like approach to work.
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Monday, March 24, 2014
Playing The Game
Knowing what game the other person is playing is only half the battle. You also need to know how to play that game.
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