Happy St Andrew's Day

 

How To Win - The Rules of The Game

 

Under promise.

Over Achieve!

Advice To Crypto "Investors" and Small Business Owners

 

In the event that your "financial bucket" leaks, either plug the holes or get a new bucket.

Under no circumstances continue to fill it in the vain hope that the extra liquidity will somehow plug the leaks!

Black Friday is Bollocks!

 

Black Friday is utter BOLLOCKS, an American import we could well do without!

Don't get me started about Cyber Monday!

Happy Thanksgiving

 

A very happy and peaceful Thanksgiving to my American chums, and the good people of the USA.

Happy 59th Birthday Doctor Who - #DoctorWhoDay

 

"How many Doctors are there?"
"I think we're going to be here quite some time..."

A very happy #DoctorWhoDay from ALL of the Doctors! 💙💙 pic.twitter.com/mbKRXJ4MMO

— Doctor Who (@bbcdoctorwho) November 23, 2022

As is traditional on #DoctorWhoDay here are the #DoctorWho actors as youngsters. pic.twitter.com/JuXu4EtleS

— CaptKarnstein 💀 (@CaptKarnstein) November 23, 2022

Advice To Lycett

 

Shredding £10K will have piss all effect on inflation, you will need to shred billions in order to reduce the money supply and make a dent in inflation.

Qatar Bans Beer - Who Knew?

 

FIFA have announced: 

"Following discussions between host country authorities and FIFA, a decision has been made to focus the sale of alcoholic beverages on the FIFA Fan Festival, other fan destinations and licensed venues, removing sales points of beer from Qatar's FIFA World Cup 2022 stadium perimeters."

A tweet from the official Budweiser account on Friday morning simply said: 

"Well, this is awkward..."

Let's see what else Qatar bans at the last minute!

So who took the bribes then when the FIFA gave Qatar the World Cup?

Advice To Jeremy Hunt

 

It is better to shelter or change course from a storm, rather than face into it!

Advice To The Media re NATO

 

Article 5 is not the only Article in NATO's playbook!

Advice To Lavrov

 

Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov taken to hospital following his arrival for the Group of 20 summit in Bali. No reason yet revealed. some local officials hint at heart condition.

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) November 14, 2022

 Insist on a ground floor hospital room with no windows!

Schroedinger's Kherson

 

 

KREMLIN: THERE CAN BE NO CHANGES TO KHERSON REGION'S STATUS IN RUSSIA

— First Squawk (@FirstSquawk) November 11, 2022

Technocrats

Technocrats do not make good leaders or Prime Ministers!

Advice To Politicians

 

Outsourcing jobs and importing virtue is not the way to run the country!

Forged In Fire

 

Great men are forged in fire, it is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame.

Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside!