Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Monday, October 31, 2005

The Meaning of Life

Mankind has pondered the meaning of life, throughout the ages.

I for one would like to suggest that, instead of diverting your mental energies into trying to fathom the unfathomable, you embrace life and enjoy as fully as possible.

Too much is not enough!

Friday, October 28, 2005

Reply All

Beware the "Reply All" button on an email; it is the instrument of the devil.

Thursday, October 27, 2005


History is written not to revere the dead, but to inspire the living.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005


Inspiration comes at the most inconvenient times.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Great Lies of Today

We posted your letter, it must have been lost by the Post Office.

Monday, October 24, 2005


Excuses do not add one penny to the bottom line.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Great Lies of Today

A Christmas extravaganza of television entertainment.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Government Office

The way to government office is via a long, winding road.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005


It is impossible to govern unless you trust those that you govern.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Irish Coffees

It is unwise to drink four Irish coffees in one sitting.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Violence and Deceit

Violent and deceitful men will live but half their days.

Thursday, October 13, 2005


Do not allow yourself to become a victim of events, become their master.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Social Engineering

Social engineering is a futile exercise performed by weak governments trying to assert their authority, on the pretext of a socially cohesive and "people friendly" agenda.

All social engineering projects are destined to fail dismally; as governments do not have the time, intellectual ability, skill or interest to think through the consequences of their actions.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Monday, October 10, 2005


Do not fear the passing of old traditions, old traditions simply become new traditions.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Feeding Cats

When feeding cats, always make sure you feed them at the same time each day.

Cats like routine.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Unseasoned Wood

When building hi-fi cabinets, in a damp climate, do not use unseasoned wood.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005


An excellent therapeutic aid for the elderly.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Great Lies of Today

"We apologise for the temporary down time of this site, due to essential maintenance.

It will be up and running again within the hour

Sunday, October 02, 2005

A Message To Scammers

A message to the scammers, who pollute the internet with their fake "get rich quick" schemes and other assorted cons.

"Shrivel up and die, you odious scum!"