Friday, February 29, 2008

Big Cheeses 

Those who harbour ambitions to rise to the top of a company or organisation, and become the "big cheese", should always bear in mind that big cheeses often smell.

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

The Right Role 

It is self evident that if you are in a role or company that you are not right/comfortable with, it will manifest itself unpleasantly in other aspects of your life and health.

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Letters 

Letters and emails written by committee are ineffective, as they lose their meaning and impact.

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Great Lies of The 21st Century 

"We can do it, therefore we should do it."

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Death 

Death is the necessary price that we pay for change and progress.

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Friday, February 22, 2008

Advice To Prime Ministers 

Get some sleep!

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Advice To Politicians 

Saying that you keep healthy on the campaign trail by washing your hands regularly, in sanitised handwash, and eating peppers makes you sound very odd indeed.

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Great Lies of The 21st Century 

"We apologise for any upset or inconvenience this decision may cause you."

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Summits 

Summits are a process, they need to be worked at on all levels over a period of time and followed up; they are not a one stop photo opportunity.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Eisbeins 

It is unwise to eat a large eisbein only a few hours before flying.

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Friday, February 15, 2008

Great Con Tricks of The 21st Century 

Tautening gel - this product, in the short term, may tighten the skin to produce the impression of "youth". However, once its effects have worn off the skin becomes even looser and more saggy.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Surviving 

Surviving is not enough!

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Self Interest 

Beware the phrase "we are only acting in your interests", the people who use it most certainly are only acting in their own interests.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Spies 

Spies should not be feared, they keep the peace.

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Monday, February 11, 2008

Enough 

Enough can sometimes be too little.

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Friday, February 08, 2008

Letting Off Steam 

People, much like kettles and steam engines, need to let off steam once in a while. Failure to do so can lead to catastrophic results.

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Great Con Tricks of The 21st Century 

Developers and local councils would have us believe that shopping centres (malls) create jobs and prosperity.

They don't!

They suck the life out of the community, and destroy local shops and businesses.

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Advice To Mobile Phone Users 

Turn them off when you are busy.

Man should be the master of technology, not technology the master of man.

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Inboxes 

A watched inbox never pings.

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Monday, February 04, 2008

Politicians 

Politicians may well wage war, but they would do well to remember that it is their armed forces that actually fight the battles.

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Friday, February 01, 2008

Advice To Blogger 

Answer your customer help enquiries and keep your status page up to date.

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