Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Advice To Leafleteers

Do you really think I look like I would want to read your leaflet at 7:00AM???

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

The Joy of Hip Flasks

Let joy be unabated, I have found my hip flask!

Monday, September 26, 2016

How To Handle Monday Mornings

Grab the day by the scruff of the neck and give it a sound kicking until it capitulates.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Advice To Social Media Billionaires

Your immense wealth does not guarantee that you will be able to cure/manage all diseases by the turn of the century.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Advice to Yakult - Turning Japanese

Your instructional "learn simple Japanese" early morning adverts are all very well and educational, but must the lady telling us the Japanese for "good morning" etc sound so awake and bleeding cheerful at 5.30AM?

Tuesday, September 20, 2016


Accidents happen, however when there are a series of related "accidents" they can no longer be classified as "accidents".

Monday, September 19, 2016

Clock Watching

A watched clock never ticks in time with the flow of time relative to the observer.

Friday, September 16, 2016


Inspiration best comes when not sought after.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Facts vs Feelings

Follow the facts to where they lead, do not be diverted by your feelings of where you would like them to lead.

Thursday, September 08, 2016


Inspiration comes from staring into the void.

Wednesday, September 07, 2016


Fear makes us stronger, faster and sharper.

Embrace it and use it to your advantage.

Tuesday, September 06, 2016

Advice To Hillary Clinton

Gargle with salt water before you next try to speak in in public.

Monday, September 05, 2016

The Weather Gods

The weather gods regularly piss on our Monday mornings with the depressing inevitability of the return of an unloved season.

Friday, September 02, 2016

350th Anniversary of The Great Fire of London

Thursday, September 01, 2016