Advice To Cyclists

  

Stop at red lights, especially when I am crossing the road!

Advice To Prince Harold - Careless Talk Costs Lives

 

The USA can expel non US citizens who have admitted drug use.

Telling the world about how many you may have killed whilst on ops, increases the likelihood that you and your family will be targeted by terrorists (it also makes you look like a dork!).

Ken's New Year Message

 

2022 was a pretty hard and miserable year for many people around the world.

Sadly, it appears to me, that 2023 may in fact be worse for a large number of people.

When faced with an uncertain and, to a large extent, worrying future people have the choice of freezing like rabbits caught in the headlights or doing the best they can to live and enjoy their lives whilst they are still able.

My advice is to do the latter!

Merry Christmas

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Sanity Clause

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - A Well Buttered Bird

 

Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a well buttered bird, ready for a bit of stuffing, being the highpoint of the day!

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Stocking Up

 

Even though most shops are only closed for a few hours over Christmas, it is the law of England that you buy enough booze, fags and food to last you for a month!

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Christmas Cock Up

 

As sure as eggs are eggs, any major decision/project undertaken/authorised in the last few days before Christmas will inevitably blow up in your face in the new year.

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Sour Faced Shop Staff

 

Always wish a sour faced shop assistant a very "Merry Christmas", and take pleasure in their grimaced attempt at wishing you the same.

Advice To Fraudulent Charities

 

Don't publish photos of your associates enjoying their brand new tech, that you have bought using funds bilked from people who thought that they were donating for a worthy cause!

Glad Lucia!

 

Advice To The Douches of Sussex

 

The Monarchy IS hierarchical, you know that perfectly well; so don't feign astonishment about the hierarchy in your bollocks arsed self promotion movie!