Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Porridge Rules

Rules for making and eating porridge:

- Porridge should be only made with water.

- No milk, cream or sugar should be added.

- You may add salt if you wish.

- Porridge should be eaten standing up.

These rules are mandatory, I will be conducting random on the spot inspections to ensure that you are all following the rules!

1 comment:

  1. Bugger.
    It's so difficult to eat while looking over your shoulder...