Rules for making and eating porridge:
- Porridge should be only made with water.
- No milk, cream or sugar should be added.
- You may add salt if you wish.
- Porridge should be eaten standing up.
These rules are mandatory, I will be conducting random on the spot inspections to ensure that you are all following the rules!
Bugger.
ReplyDeleteIt's so difficult to eat while looking over your shoulder...