The Dead Shall Be Raised - Kim Hyok Chol Rises From The Grave!

Scoop from @willripleyCNN: Kim Hyok Chol, 'executed' North Korean diplomat is alive, sources sayhttps://t.co/8nPIs26Acz

— Josh Berlinger (@j_berlingerCNN) June 4, 2019

Colour me surprised!

I suspect this report will turn out to be utter bollocks, and that in a few months time the dead shall be raised and be seen happily attending some conference etc.

I am not really surprised though, as the... https://t.co/bJTjhqL15S

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) May 31, 2019

It would seem that reports that Kim Hyok Chol was dead were either:

1 Bollocks, or

2 Accurate, but subsequently North Korea has managed to resurrect Kim from his grave .

Given that the media would have to admit they were wrong, I can only assume that they will go with scenario 2.

I look forward to reading the report of Kim's resurrection in tomorrow's Guardian (always a source of accurate and reliable reporting on matters North Korean!).