Friday, December 24, 2021
Thursday, December 23, 2021
Ken's Christmas Crackers - Stuff Your Bird!
Remember to give your bird a good stuffing this Christmas!
Wednesday, December 22, 2021
Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Monday, December 20, 2021
Friday, December 17, 2021
Thursday, December 16, 2021
Wednesday, December 15, 2021
Ken's Christmas Crackers - Get Your Brasso Out!
Get your Brasso out, and polish your artefacts.
Christmas isn't Christmas without a shiny artefact on the mantelpiece, or in front of the fire!
Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Monday, December 13, 2021
Ken's Christmas Crackers - Decisions Made at Christmas
Important decisions (eg personal, business, financial, political etc) made or authorised in the fortnight before Christmas always come back to bite you on the arse in the new year!
Friday, December 10, 2021
Thursday, December 09, 2021
Wednesday, December 08, 2021
Tuesday, December 07, 2021
Monday, December 06, 2021
Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Big Bastard Ham Pot
In order to ensure that you have the means to cook a decent sized ham for Christmas, ensure that you have a big bastard pot to cook it in.
Mine is 37 litres, and measures over 14 inches in diameter!
Friday, December 03, 2021
Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Traditional Christmas Cucumber
Christmas isn't Christmas until you have erected the traditional Christmas cucumber and decorated it with some really crap lights!
Thursday, December 02, 2021
Ken's Christmas Crackers - How To Deal With a Threadbare Tree
In the unfortunate event you have a threadbare tree, distract people's attention by placing a large stone statue of Nelson on the top of it.
Wednesday, December 01, 2021
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