Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, December 23, 2021

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Get Your Brasso Out!


Get your Brasso out, and polish your artefacts.

Christmas isn't Christmas without a shiny artefact on the mantelpiece, or in front of the fire!

Monday, December 13, 2021

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Decisions Made at Christmas


Important decisions (eg personal, business, financial, political etc) made or authorised in the fortnight before Christmas always come back to bite you on the arse in the new year!

Monday, December 06, 2021

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Big Bastard Ham Pot


In order to ensure that you have the means to cook a decent sized ham for Christmas, ensure that you have a big bastard pot to cook it in.

Mine is 37 litres, and measures over 14 inches in diameter!

Friday, December 03, 2021

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Traditional Christmas Cucumber


Christmas isn't Christmas until you have erected the traditional Christmas cucumber and decorated it with some really crap lights!

Thursday, December 02, 2021

Ken's Christmas Crackers - How To Deal With a Threadbare Tree

In the unfortunate event you have a threadbare tree, distract people's attention by placing a large stone statue of Nelson on the top of it.