Wednesday, March 31, 2021
Tuesday, March 30, 2021
The Optics of Barnard Castle
There's more to Barnard Castle than meets the eye!
Monday, March 29, 2021
The Suez Canal
Friday, March 26, 2021
The Flu/Covid Transformation
During the early part of the pandemic, many people were of the view that Covid was akin to the flu and should be treated as such (ie nothing too serious).
Now we are in danger of treating flu like Covid, and overreacting when there is a flu outbreak.
Thursday, March 25, 2021
Advice To The Douche of Sussex
Congratulations on your new job as Commissioner at the Aspen Institute to tackle misinformation in the media.
First on the list should be the interview that your wife gave to Oprah the other week!
Wednesday, March 24, 2021
Advice To Container Ship Captains
Ships tend to traverse the Suez Canal more easily if they are moving forward/aft, rather than sideways!
Tuesday, March 23, 2021
On this, the UK's first ever Tax Day, let us ponder the rule of politics that says "temporary measures are never temporary".
Thank you Pitt The Younger!
Monday, March 22, 2021
Cutting Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face - Defined
Friday, March 19, 2021
Advice To BBC Presenters
If you want to bookmark a tweet for future reference, there is a bookmark function.
"Liking" the tweet means that you like it!
Thursday, March 18, 2021
The Word of Ken
Wednesday, March 17, 2021
Happy St Patrick's Day!
Monday, March 15, 2021
Walk Your Own Path
Walk your own path and, if you wish, ask someone to accompany you part or all of the way.
However, never force someone to take that path with you!
Friday, March 12, 2021
Question For The Douches of Shamelot - #DouchesGate
Having your staff write to the BBC complaining about the racial mix of a discussion group is all very well and good, but given that you don't live in Britain anymore and don't pay a BBC licence fee (or have it paid for you by the taxpayers) what the fark business is it of yours what the BBC does?
Thursday, March 11, 2021
The Art of On Air Flouncing
Flouncing off a live broadcast can bring in big bucks for both the broadcaster and flouncer.
Wednesday, March 10, 2021
Tuesday, March 09, 2021
ITV Puts Faith Above Facts
ITV chief executive Carolyn McCall said "I completely believe what she (Meghan) said. It's important everyone does." Ms McCall's comments come after Piers Morgan stormed off set on Good Morning Britain after a spat with Alex Beresford.— Adam Clark (@adamclarkitv) March 9, 2021
Is it not the role of investigative journalism to seek out and verify the facts before telling people to simply "believe"?
Monday, March 08, 2021
The Douches Across The Water - The Hors D'oeuvre
Last night's airing of the family's dirty laundry in public is merely the hors d'oeuvre, wait and see what comes out when they divorce!
Friday, March 05, 2021
Advice To The EU
Instead of banning the shipment of contractually agreed supplies of the Oxford AstraZeneca vaccine to Australia, why not use the millions of doses that are sitting unused in Germany, France and Italy?
Thursday, March 04, 2021
Advice To ITV
Bumping "Unforgotten", in order to show an interview with two hapless celebs who were once royals, really has irked me!
I am not a person who should be irked!
Wednesday, March 03, 2021
Happy Budget Day!
Whatever happened to Purdah eh?