Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Colonic Matters

Why are all my regular spammers now focusing on offering me colonic irrigation?

Friday, December 23, 2011

Christmas Lights

Why do Christmas lights invariably come on a loop, instead of a one straight length of cable?

This makes them very unwieldy.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

The End of The Year

As the end of year approaches, it is comforting to know that there are less than ten spamming days left in 2011 whereby I can be told by strangers that my penis is remarkably small!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Great Lies of Today - Train Fare Increases

"Money raised by increased fares helps pay for new trains, faster services and better stations."


Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Wisdom of The Nightingale

The nightingale does not waste its breath trying to sing, when it knows that its song will be drowned by the cackle of crows.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Friday, December 16, 2011

Thursday, December 15, 2011


Hail and wind one day, sunshine the next.

Only in Britain!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Advice To Virgin Media

Please sort out the ongoing technical problems with your broadband and TV service in my area!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Advice To Parliament

Calm down "dears", Cameron hasn't vetoed anything; he has merely not signed up to something.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Why don't you go and play with the nice "Teddy Bear" cat that comes to visit the garden everyday?

It's rude just to sit and ignore him/her!

Friday, December 09, 2011

Thursday, December 08, 2011


Another day, another crucial Euro summit to save the Euro.

Be still my beating heart!

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Advice To Angela Merkel

For heaven's sake don't try to create a new EU treaty, in the vain hope that the markets will sit quietly by whilst the "leaders" of Europe pull your proposals apart.

Work with what you've got, and think outside of the box!

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

A Question For The People of Europe

When did we elect Angela Merkel Chancellor of Europe?

Monday, December 05, 2011

Advice To Majestic Wine

It is unwise to have non accessible pages on your site (eg the Champagne page) in the run up to Christmas.

Friday, December 02, 2011

Advice To Angela Merkel

You don't have years to resolve the Euro crisis!

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Advice To Eurozone "Leaders"

Stop publicly falling over yourselves contradicting what each other says.