Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Monday, July 25, 2022

The Law of Sod


As soon as you go to the pub to sit in the sunny pub garden, the sun goes behind the clouds!

Friday, July 22, 2022

Rain Stops Play


The rain has just stopped Swampy and his mates from the eco nazis from setting fire to more fields, which just goes to show that every cloud has a silver lining!

Monday, July 18, 2022

Heat Tips for The One Day of British Summer


Drink chilled Red Stripe, vodka and champagne.

Take a teaspoon of salt every hour or so.

Maintain a stiff upper lip!

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

How To Remove a BottleLox


I had the misfortune to have a bottle of booze delivered the other day with a BottleLox still attached.

The supermarket very kindly credited me for the booze, and left me to my own devices wrt removing the BottleLox.

Easy peasy!

All you need is a knife and fork.

Slip the knife in the base, and ease the contraption upwards.

When resistance is felt, remove the knife and insert the fork.

Use the fork to unlock the second part of the lock and blinkey, blonkey, blimey all done!

Monday, July 11, 2022

Advice To The Media


Your role is to inform the public's opinion, not manipulate it!

Thursday, July 07, 2022

Thought For The Day


“Unselfishness, means simply this – you will put first the honour and interests of your country and regiment; next you will put the safety, well-being and comfort of your men; and last – and last all the time – you will put your own interest, your own safety, your own comfort.”

Field Marshal William Joseph Slim, 1st Viscount Slim, KG, GCB, GCMG, GCVO, GBE, DSO, MC, KStJ

Wednesday, July 06, 2022

Advice To Morrisons


Take the security tag off my booze before you deliver it!

Tuesday, July 05, 2022

Twitter Rumours


Twitter rumours aren't worth the cyberspace that they are typed in!

Friday, July 01, 2022



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