Thursday, July 28, 2022
RIP Bernard Cribbins
Monday, July 25, 2022
The Law of Sod
Friday, July 22, 2022
Rain Stops Play
The rain has just stopped Swampy and his mates from the eco nazis from setting fire to more fields, which just goes to show that every cloud has a silver lining!
Tuesday, July 19, 2022
Live Until You Die!
Monday, July 18, 2022
Heat Tips for The One Day of British Summer
Drink chilled Red Stripe, vodka and champagne.
Take a teaspoon of salt every hour or so.
Maintain a stiff upper lip!
Tuesday, July 12, 2022
How To Remove a BottleLox
I had the misfortune to have a bottle of booze delivered the other day with a BottleLox still attached.
The supermarket very kindly credited me for the booze, and left me to my own devices wrt removing the BottleLox.
All you need is a knife and fork.
Slip the knife in the base, and ease the contraption upwards.
When resistance is felt, remove the knife and insert the fork.
Use the fork to unlock the second part of the lock and blinkey, blonkey, blimey all done!
Monday, July 11, 2022
Advice To The Media
Thursday, July 07, 2022
Thought For The Day
“Unselfishness, means simply this – you will put first the honour and interests of your country and regiment; next you will put the safety, well-being and comfort of your men; and last – and last all the time – you will put your own interest, your own safety, your own comfort.”
Field Marshal William Joseph Slim, 1st Viscount Slim, KG, GCB, GCMG, GCVO, GBE, DSO, MC, KStJ