Post Office Board Succumbs To Dementia

 

A Russian Asset Hiding In Plain Sight!

 

Marjorie Taylor-Greene's amendments to the foreign aid bills:

1. Members who vote for Ukraine aid must conscript in the Ukrainian Army

2. Israel aid will be used for the development of "space laser technology" on the Southern border pic.twitter.com/cJRdGXxa48

— Kareem Rifai 🌐 (@KareemRifai) April 18, 2024

The Iran Israel Standoff Explained In Terms of a Flat-roofed Pub

 

On Saturday night Iran went into a flat roofed pub in a council estate and tried to punch the local hard man (Israel), it missed and spilled some of Israel's pint.

Everyone else in the pub is holding their breath waiting for the inevitable, except for Biden who is saying:

"Leave it Dave, he's not worth it!"

Advice To MPs

 

When a complete stranger sends you intimate photos, don't reciprocate!

Happy Easter

 

IRONY KLAXON - Russia's Police State

It is more than "ironic" that despite the Crocus Hall atrocity occurring in one of the most surveilled society's on the planet, being next to the Pavshyno police department and a short distance from a National Guard Base neither the police nor the security services bothered to turn up until after the attackers had left and set fire to the building!

There's irony for you! 

The Only Effective Form of Sanctions

 

BREAKING:

A Ukrainian drone strike has destroyed the Kaluga Oil Refinery south-west of Moscow.

Ukraine continues its new strategic campaign to systematically destroy Russia’s oil and gas industry.

Ukraine has launched plenty of “sanctions” over the past 3-4 weeks pic.twitter.com/iKwoxO3NCH

— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) March 15, 2024

The only effective form of sanctions are those that physically destroy a country's industrial and economic base.

The Past, The Present and The Future

 

Those that manipulate the past in order to suit the present, end up destroying the future!

Oops!

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C

— The Prince and Princess of Wales (@KensingtonRoyal) March 11, 2024

Tax Cuts

 

When a government makes a tax cut, it's not giving you more money it's simply reducing the amount of money (temporarily) it is taking from you via headline figures.

Advice To Jan Marsalek

 

When the authorities finally catch up with you, plea bargain your way to a lighter sentence by handing over all the evidence that you have on Scholz being a Russian asset.

When Is a Threat Not a Threat?

 

When it's an urge!

Advice To Henry Staunton

 

 Name the civil servant!

Advice To Congress

A brief and very short history lesson:

-Murder of Alexander Litvinenko with polonium 2006 

-Invasion of Georgia 2008 

-Invasion of Ukraine 2014 

-Skripal poisoning with Novichok in Salisbury 2018 

-Invasion of Ukraine 2022

-The murder of Alexei Navalny etc

You don't do deals with Putin!

You don't call for a ceasefire in Ukraine!

You give Putin a very bloody nose and make him crawl back under the stone from where he came from!

Happy Valentine's Day!

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

NATO says screw you two!

Happy Pancake Day!

 

Happy Lunar New Year

 

Happy Australia Day

 

Happy Australia Day to the good people of Australia.

Happy Burn's Night

 

Happy Blue Monday!

 

"Captain" Voldermoan

 

Given that Voldermoan is currently bemoaning the fact that the UK is taking action in the Red Sea, it is high time that she either voluntarily resigns her honorary RAF rank of Captain, or it is stripped from her.

Rewarded For Failure

 

 Why does this woman still have a CBE?