Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Poem For The Rat That Crosses My Path Every Morning Along The Seafront


Good morning Mr Rat,

Where are you at?

Lucky for you,

I didn't bring my cat!

The End

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

The Sunday Sport Nails It!


Thursday, August 25, 2022



A ship in a harbour is exposed to less risk than when it is at sea. However, that is not why ships are built!

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Prepping For The Winter Energy Crisis


Remember to have plentiful stocks of tinned food that can be eaten without being heated up, and remember to have a tin opener in case the pull ring/can key breaks!

Monday, August 15, 2022

Save Money on Postage


How to save money on postage:

1 Address the letter to yourself.

2 Write the recipient's address on the back.

3 Do NOT put a stamp on it.

4 Post it.

The Royal Mail will then send it to the addressee on the back, saying insufficient postage!

Thursday, August 11, 2022

Kudos To The Labour Party


Kudos to the Labour party, they have held a secret leadership election and voted in Gordon Brown as their new leader in less than a week.

Something the Tories could learn from!

Monday, August 08, 2022

Advice To Ballet Companies


Hire taller dancers, so that they don't have to stand on their tippy toes!

Friday, August 05, 2022

Energy Cost Saving Tip


Boil as much water as you can during the period before the price of energy goes up again, then freeze it and use it when energy prices have risen.

Thursday, August 04, 2022

Well Done Nancy!


Wednesday, August 03, 2022

IRONY KLAXON - Blue Horseshoe Loves TSMC


Is it not "ironic" that Pelosi's husband has traded large volumes of chip shares recently?