Advice To Retailers

Don't piss off customers who run websites.

Regime Change

An intellectually bankrupt policy of regime change is as evil as the regime that it seeks to change.

Advice To Presidents

Presidents who do not realise that their time is up, are of no use to man nor beast.

Advice To Presidents

Absent minded Attorney Generals are of no use to man nor beast.

Deals

Walk away from deals that do not feel right.

Emotions

Whilst the release of emotions may be very healthy for the person doing the "releasing", it may not be so healthy for those in the vicinity of the person releasing his/her emotions.

Great Lies of the 21st Century

Products that call themselves "shampoo and conditioner".

Victory

Victory, after a defeat, tastes all the more sweeter.

Making Money

In order to make money learn from the fisherman, in order for him to make his catch he must first set the fish in motion.

Opposition

The destruction of those who oppose you should be carried out at your pace, not theirs.

Fun

Make sure that you have some serious fun in this life, there is nothing to come afterwards.

Creativity

When you are creating a work of art, don't fight the outcome.

Dogs

Dogs that bite the hands of those that offer them kindness, should be spurned with the same level of urgency as if they had rabies.

Crusts

The sign of a truly decadent society is when people habitually throw away their crusts uneaten.

Eat you crusts!