Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The smell of curry on my breath does not constitute a threat to you, as such there was no need to run away from me last night when I breathed on you whilst trying to stroke you.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When you are in the house during a thunderstorm, running out of the house (because you are scared of a loud clap of thunder) is not necessarily the wisest course of action.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The British Summer

The British summer is a glory to behold, brilliant sunshine streaming through one window and rain battering the other.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The temporary movement of your bowl to another part of the kitchen does not affect the quality or taste of your food in any way.

Friday, June 24, 2011


It would be nice if it would stop bloody raining long enough for me to light the barbecue at least once more this summer!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Longest Day

As is traditional, the longest day in Britain is greeted with rain and wind.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Monday Morning

A grey wet miserable Monday morning crashes down upon us with the depressing regularity of an unloved season.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Advice To Self

Don't drink 3 Irish Coffees before going to bed.

Thursday, June 16, 2011


Where's the bloody summer gone???

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Advice To Barclays

The next time you close someone's account, don't charge them for the "privilege" of closing it; you will only end up looking foolish when the FOS tells you to pay the charge back.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011


Wisdom is achieved when you understand and accept that others may be wiser than you.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

I know that it was raining heavily last night, and that meant that you were unable to go out. However, that is no excuse for turning my bed into an indoor adventure playground and trampoline.

Friday, June 10, 2011


Tis a Friday in June, the day before the weekend, and (as sure as eggs are eggs) it is wet and gloomy!

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Advice To The Archbishop of Canterbury

Just because you didn't understand what the Tory policies wrt cutting the deficit were when they campaigned during the election, don't assume that the rest of the electorate didn't.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat


Our guests have gone home now, they can't hear you miaowing for them.

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When the windows in the top floor office are open, please do not climb through them onto the roof.

Monday, June 06, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Dumped charcoal ash is not a "sand pit" for you to play in.

Friday, June 03, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Do not be alarmed by the presence of a relative's baby in the house, he is only going to be here for a few days.

Wednesday, June 01, 2011