Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Doorstops are not cat toys to be battered around wooden floors in the middle of the night.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013


Sometimes the best questions are those that receive no answers.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Weather Forecasts

According to the weather forecast, we may expect a "heatwave" after Easter.

Please, who are they trying to kid?

Does anyone really believe the weather forecast anymore?

Monday, March 25, 2013

Friday, March 22, 2013

Advice To A Certain Tom

Please stop jumping on our Rosie, she has been spayed and therefore you are wasting your energies!

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Don't let that scruffy Tom jump on you like that, you have been spayed therefore you shouldn't be interested in him!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Happy Budget Day

Happy Budget Day everyone, in but a few hours time we will all be a little poorer!

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Advice To Social Network Companies

Don't reconfigure your servers without being sure that the reconfiguration can be reversed when it goes wrong.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Advice To Facebook

When I post one of my articles from one of my websites on my timeline it is not spam, therefore do not block me!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Monday, March 11, 2013

Monday Morning Snow

Another Monday morning crashes into our lives, this Monday it is snowing and unsurprisingly the country's transport "infrastructure" has ground to a halt!

Friday, March 08, 2013

Advice To The Management of Brighton Station

Fix the farking ticket machine that has been out of action for the last three weeks!

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Porridge Rules

Rules for making and eating porridge:

- Porridge should be only made with water.

- No milk, cream or sugar should be added.

- You may add salt if you wish.

- Porridge should be eaten standing up.

These rules are mandatory, I will be conducting random on the spot inspections to ensure that you are all following the rules!

Monday, March 04, 2013

My Thanks To My Cat

My gratitude for your overnight furball in the kitchen, doubtless regurgitated in sympathy for my stomach bug.

Friday, March 01, 2013


Sometimes the greatest achievement of an individual's career is that of resigning.