Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Advice To Barclays

When committing fraud do not communicate details of the fraud to others via email, texts or other electronic media.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Push Ups

When I do push ups I don't push myself up, I push the earth down!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Tuesday, June 26, 2012


When faced with adversity the weak curl up into a ball and try to hide, the strong spread their wings and soar above it like an eagle.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Friday, June 22, 2012

Glad Midsommar!

Glad Midsommar to my Swedish chums!

In keeping with the season, it is blowing a gale here in the UK.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

I appreciate that you are finalising your evil plans for world domination. However, there is no need to make it so obvious to the rest of us (ie adopt a "poker face").

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Mortal Enemies

I am currently updating my mortal enemies list, I may be some time.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Advice To Acquaintances

Don't put other people's names in the frame for donating money to "good causes", without checking with them first.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Fear not, we are sending an email to Felix about the fact you cannot stand and won't eat their "beef" pouch.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Friday, June 08, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Have I not asked you some months ago to wipe your paws before jumping all over the bedsheets?

Please read and remember my advice in the future.

Thursday, June 07, 2012

Advice To Freelance "Journalists"

Don't tell people after publishing an article (that you never cleared with them first) that you are not a journalist, when you in fact describe yourself as one on the web; ie don't be a lying c*nt!

Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Monday, June 04, 2012

Question For The BBC

Who the fark is "HRH the Queen"?

I think you will find that it is "Her Majesty the Queen".

You have covered royal occasions before, haven't you?

Friday, June 01, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The binmen are very nice people who are only trying to help to keep the streets clean and tidy, they are not a threat to your safety or your well being.