Intelligence

 

When gathering intelligence, it is highly advisable that you use it!

How To Recognise Russian Ships Ablaze - A Masterclass

 Ship A

Ship B

 

Ship A is The Orsk, it is ablaze having been hit by a Ukrainian missile

Ship B is The Admiral Kuznetsov (a flagship of the Russian navy), it is not ablaze and always looks like this. It is in fact so unreliable. that it is routinely accompanied by a tugboat for when it repeatedly breaks down.

Today I Am Mainly Being..

Gekke GIFfrom Gekke GIFs

 

 Ebullient!

 

The Wind From The East

 

There is a chill and icy wind coming from the East, wrap up warm!

Countries That Are Not Holiday Destinations

 

1 Iran

Could, Should and Would

 

"Could", "should" and "would" are all very well in theory. However, they are meaningless when compared to "did", "done" and "sorted"!

Nothing is Inexplicable

 

Nothing is inexplicable, it is merely unexplained!

How To Spot a Lie

Absolute peak Russia. Asked whether it was planning to attack other countries, Lavrov said: "We are not planning to attack other countries. We didn't attack Ukraine in the first place". Russia's other neighbours should probably start worrying pic.twitter.com/QrzvcQXM6H

— Tadeusz Giczan 🇺🇦 (@TadeuszGiczan) March 10, 2022

Is Lavrov speaking?

Yes

Then it's a lie!

Peston is a Dangerous Idiot

 

Peston should have checked his facts and the words he used before tweeting this, as the USA has emphatically nixed it.

Poland not only hands over all its MiG fighters to the US for transfer to the Ukraine airforce but calls on all other countries with comparable jets to also transfer them. This is the kind of western unity that was incredibly rare before Putin invaded Ukraine

— Robert Peston (@Peston) March 8, 2022

The tweet was highly irresponsible and dangerous!

Using Secure Comms Systems in War Zones

 

When trying to use secure communication systems (that require 3G/4G transmission systems) in war zones, it is advisable not to blow up the 3G/4G transmitting towers!

Waves vs Tides

  

The waves won't get you, but the tides will!

Brutus Ubi Est?

 

Yourself

  

Sometimes you have to not be yourself, in order to become yourself.

Advice To Joe Biden

LMFAO Kamala appears to mouth “Ukrainian” when Joe Biden said Iranian.
pic.twitter.com/E28NEmiPOv

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 2, 2022

Iranians mostly live in Iran, Ukrainians mostly live in Ukraine.

The Golden Bridge of Retreat

 

Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat accros, and ensure that the relatives and friends of those in his country's army that he killed/maimed are waiting for him on the other side.