Death

Death is not to be feared, it's life that is scary.

Lies

People lie out of common sense.

Advice To Gordon Brown

A preliminary estimate of 0.1% "growth" does not a recovery make!

Letting Go of The Past

Beware clinging onto the past and reproaching yourself for past errors/mistakes. The chain of self reproach and guilt that you forge, link by link, will hold you back from achieving all that you are capable of achieving.

Making Enemies

It is advisable to only make enemies of the dead, living enemies may one day be in a position to harm you.

Pleasure

Pleasure is not the same as happiness.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please eat your Iams this morning, we promise to restock your supplies of Felix later today!

Leaders

Beware leaders who rush to war without any doubts, they will lead themselves and their people to destruction.

Vengeance

Victors who stay the hand of vengeance, in order to deliver justice, win the peace.

Power

It is better to go mad with power, rather than mad without power. Those with power tend to be listed to more than those without power.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

We appreciate you acting as a "natural" alarm clock. However, please be advised that we tend not to get up at 4:00AM.

Snow

I miss the snow:)

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Headbutting a closed door will not open it.

Christmas Decorations

Why is it that no matter how carefully you think that you have denuded the house of Christmas decorations at least one is discovered, still in situ, several days later?

Advice To The Labour Party

Turn off the lights when you leave (are booted out of) government.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

We are not trying to poison you when we give you your regular anti worming protection.

Advice To The Labour Party

Please put yourselves out of our misery now!

The World's Tallest Building

No matter how tall the structure, a building constructed on sand will eventually return to the sand.

Spam

The arrival of the New Year has been greeted by a veritable deluge of spam spewed forth into people's mailboxes.

Advice To Gordon Brown

Promising the long suffering British electorate a "decade of prosperity" is all very well. However, that is what you were meant to have been doing for us for the past 10 years!