Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, January 29, 2010


Death is not to be feared, it's life that is scary.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Advice To Gordon Brown

A preliminary estimate of 0.1% "growth" does not a recovery make!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Letting Go of The Past

Beware clinging onto the past and reproaching yourself for past errors/mistakes. The chain of self reproach and guilt that you forge, link by link, will hold you back from achieving all that you are capable of achieving.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Making Enemies

It is advisable to only make enemies of the dead, living enemies may one day be in a position to harm you.

Friday, January 22, 2010


Pleasure is not the same as happiness.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please eat your Iams this morning, we promise to restock your supplies of Felix later today!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010


Beware leaders who rush to war without any doubts, they will lead themselves and their people to destruction.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010


Victors who stay the hand of vengeance, in order to deliver justice, win the peace.

Monday, January 18, 2010


It is better to go mad with power, rather than mad without power. Those with power tend to be listed to more than those without power.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

We appreciate you acting as a "natural" alarm clock. However, please be advised that we tend not to get up at 4:00AM.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Headbutting a closed door will not open it.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Christmas Decorations

Why is it that no matter how carefully you think that you have denuded the house of Christmas decorations at least one is discovered, still in situ, several days later?

Monday, January 11, 2010

Advice To The Labour Party

Turn off the lights when you leave (are booted out of) government.

Friday, January 08, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

We are not trying to poison you when we give you your regular anti worming protection.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

The World's Tallest Building

No matter how tall the structure, a building constructed on sand will eventually return to the sand.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010


The arrival of the New Year has been greeted by a veritable deluge of spam spewed forth into people's mailboxes.

Monday, January 04, 2010

Advice To Gordon Brown

Promising the long suffering British electorate a "decade of prosperity" is all very well. However, that is what you were meant to have been doing for us for the past 10 years!