Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Further to my advice to you about drying your paws, when you come in from the garden, please note that my newspaper is not a paw drying facility.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please dry your paws before you come back in from the wet garden.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009


When I use the words "hope", I do not use it in its wishy washy reactive sense.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Fourth Legs of Stools

Unproductive fourth legs of stools should be cut off.

Monday, August 24, 2009


Religion poisons people's minds and sets them against each other.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

A Shepherd's Pie is for eating, not sitting in.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Advice To Politicians

The voters might respect you a little, if more of you actually had worked (or indeed still work) in the real world instead of spending your entire life in politics.

Friday, August 14, 2009


In order for a signal to be effective, the intended recipient has to see it and understand it.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Fresh Garlic

A clove of fresh raw garlic in the morning gives a little extra pep to the day.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Advice To The Republican Party

Going on about the President's birth certificate, an issue that has long since been laid to rest, makes you look quite ridiculous.

There are surely more pressing issues that you should be focusing on?

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Cat "gentlemen" callers are only after one thing, please defend your honour until the forthcoming vet visit.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

"Daddy" is allowed to come home late smelling of booze, there is no need to stare at me in such a disapproving fashion the next time it happens!

Friday, August 07, 2009


It is unwise to mix rum and soju.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

My laptop keyboard is not a Posturepedic individually sprung bed.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Your cat litter is for your toilet requirements, it is not a novel form of new crunchy cat biscuit.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Advice From My Cat

Thank you for all your ongoing advice.

Unfortunately, I can't read!