Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat


It was very rude of you to chase Toby (one of your cat neighbours) out through the front door last night, he was only coming in to say hello.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Advice To Dell

Please redesign your Inspiron desktop so that it does not vibrate so noisily.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Rosie as a kitten

The census form is only for humans, therefore there is no need for you to sit on it and study it whilst I am trying to fill it in.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat


Don't be fooled by the "charms" of the gentleman cat caller who has taken to visiting you in the evenings, he is only after one thing...your food!

Friday, March 25, 2011

Four Stages In A Career

Who is Ken Frost?

Get me Ken Frost!

Get me a young Ken Frost!

Who is Ken Frost?

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat


Remember that wooden floors are slippery if you run at full speed on them, and that you allow time to stop in order to avoid hitting a wall.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Advice To Self

Check your calendar first, before posting comments about the Budget!

Monday, March 21, 2011


I have just made my 666th Tweet.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy St Patrick's Day

Happy St Patrick's Day to all those who celebrate it, and all those who pretend to be Irish for the day.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Don't sulk just because you were not offered an extra piece of cheese for breakfast, it is unbecoming.

Monday, March 14, 2011


Despite it being a Monday, and my main pc being down, I am in a remarkably good mood:)

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Question For Southern Water

Howe much money have you wasted over the last two years bombarding me with unsolicited phone calls and letters telling me that I am not covered by Homeserve?

Wednesday, March 09, 2011


Being angry causes waves in the sea of your life, and makes it even harder to swim in that sea.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Advice To David Cameron and William Hague

Do not forget that a helicopter debacle in the Iranian desert in 1979 severely damaged Jimmy Carter's reputation.

Monday, March 07, 2011


Complex, organised systems and organisations tend towards disorder.

This is the immutable law of the universe, known as entropy.

Friday, March 04, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Rosie Relaxing
Your new found enthusiasm for using the computer is admirable. However, please do not turn it on again unless you are supervised:

1 It disturbs my sleep when you turn it on in the middle of the night.

2 You can't read, nor can you type.

Thursday, March 03, 2011

Advice To David Cameron

Don't be so keen/quick to start yet another war in the Middle East.

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Advice To PR "Professionals"

Don't send me emails addressing me as though we are long standing friends, about subjects which I have no interest in/possible connection to, when you have never met or spoken to me in your life.

Tuesday, March 01, 2011