It was very rude of you to chase Toby (one of your cat neighbours) out through the front door last night, he was only coming in to say hello.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
It was very rude of you to chase Toby (one of your cat neighbours) out through the front door last night, he was only coming in to say hello.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
The census form is only for humans, therefore there is no need for you to sit on it and study it whilst I am trying to fill it in.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
Don't be fooled by the "charms" of the gentleman cat caller who has taken to visiting you in the evenings, he is only after one thing...your food!
Friday, March 25, 2011
Four Stages In A Career
Who is Ken Frost?
Get me Ken Frost!
Get me a young Ken Frost!
Who is Ken Frost?
Get me Ken Frost!
Get me a young Ken Frost!
Who is Ken Frost?
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
Remember that wooden floors are slippery if you run at full speed on them, and that you allow time to stop in order to avoid hitting a wall.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Happy St Patrick's Day
Happy St Patrick's Day to all those who celebrate it, and all those who pretend to be Irish for the day.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
Don't sulk just because you were not offered an extra piece of cheese for breakfast, it is unbecoming.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Question For Southern Water
Howe much money have you wasted over the last two years bombarding me with unsolicited phone calls and letters telling me that I am not covered by Homeserve?
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
Anger
Being angry causes waves in the sea of your life, and makes it even harder to swim in that sea.
Tuesday, March 08, 2011
Advice To David Cameron and William Hague
Do not forget that a helicopter debacle in the Iranian desert in 1979 severely damaged Jimmy Carter's reputation.
Monday, March 07, 2011
Entropy
Complex, organised systems and organisations tend towards disorder.
This is the immutable law of the universe, known as entropy.
This is the immutable law of the universe, known as entropy.
Saturday, March 05, 2011
Friday, March 04, 2011
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
Your new found enthusiasm for using the computer is admirable. However, please do not turn it on again unless you are supervised:
1 It disturbs my sleep when you turn it on in the middle of the night.
2 You can't read, nor can you type.
Thursday, March 03, 2011
Wednesday, March 02, 2011
Advice To PR "Professionals"
Don't send me emails addressing me as though we are long standing friends, about subjects which I have no interest in/possible connection to, when you have never met or spoken to me in your life.
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
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