Friday, May 30, 2014
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Stabbing People In The Back
Be wary of those who offer you their public support, because those who volunteer to stand behind you during times of crisis, or embrace you to comfort you are best placed to stab you in the back.
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Problem Solving
Problem solving is best achieved when asleep, thus allowing the mind to find its own way to the solution, unhindered by the noise of the wakeful mind.
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Twonk
The person who moved our flowerpot from out side her house, and put it outside our nearby pub, is a twonk!
Monday, May 19, 2014
Talking To Plants
It is perfectly OK to talk to plants. However, when they answer back it becomes a problem.
Friday, May 16, 2014
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Advice To MPs
Take 365 days off a year, the country would be far better off without your interfering and tinkering with our daily lives.
Monday, May 12, 2014
Friday, May 09, 2014
Thursday, May 08, 2014
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
When using you litter tray, it is customary to place your bottom within the general area of the tray rather than perch on the rim of it bottom protruding over the edge!
Wednesday, May 07, 2014
A Pox Upon My PC
A pox upon my PC for being slow to the point of inertia, and for continually losing its connection to the net!
Tuesday, May 06, 2014
Friday, May 02, 2014
Advice To Chefs
Don't smear plates with purees and sauces, it is a highly pretentious practice that makes the plate appear to be unwashed.
Thursday, May 01, 2014
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