Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, May 30, 2014


Happy 60th birthday to the Bilderberg conference.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Stabbing People In The Back

Be wary of those who offer you their public support, because those who volunteer to stand behind you during times of crisis, or embrace you to comfort you are best placed to stab you in the back.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Problem Solving

Problem solving is best achieved when asleep, thus allowing the mind to find its own way to the solution, unhindered by the noise of the wakeful mind.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014


The person who moved our flowerpot from out side her house, and put it outside our nearby pub, is a twonk!

Monday, May 19, 2014

Talking To Plants

It is perfectly OK to talk to plants. However, when they answer back it becomes a problem.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Advice To Politicians

Don't bring political dogma into the schoolroom.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Advice To MPs

Take 365 days off a year, the country would be far better off without your interfering and tinkering with our daily lives.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Monday Morning Sluggishness

Monday mornings truly bring out the slug in one.

Friday, May 09, 2014

Military Secrets

Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.

Thursday, May 08, 2014

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When using you litter tray, it is customary to place your bottom within the general area of the tray rather than perch on the rim of it bottom protruding over the edge!

Wednesday, May 07, 2014

A Pox Upon My PC

A pox upon my PC for being slow to the point of inertia, and for continually losing its connection to the net!

Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Friday, May 02, 2014

Advice To Chefs

Don't smear plates with purees and sauces, it is a highly pretentious practice that makes the plate appear to be unwashed.