Religion

I don't care what "supreme being" you worship in order to get you through the night.

However, do not impose your beliefs on others!

British Summertime - The Inevitable Question

Will it rain today?

If I Were A Fly

I would like to think that if I were a fly, I would have enough sense not to keep flying into the same plane of glass and work out where the window was actually open!

A Watched Printer

A watched printer never prints!

Glad Midsommar!

Glad Midsommar to my Swedish chums!

Summer Fog

Fog on a summer's day...how quintessentially British!

Happy Summer Solstice Day

Life's Too Short, Have a PIMM'S

Warm weather and histrionic political/geopolitical nonsense call for only thing, a PIMM'S!

Mix with lemonade, cucumber, mint, lemon, orange and ice.

Sorted!

Advice To The Government

Public inquiries are all well and good, but the years that they take to come to a conclusion will not resolve the urgent issues and justifiable anger arising from the tragedy in Kensington.

You are going to have to come up with something tangible, speedier and of more practical use than just a public inquiry.

The Dangers of Eco Fascism

It comes to a very sorry state indeed when the eco/green dogma overrides human safety concerns!

Beware the eco fascists, they are the enemies of the people.

Advice To Political Parties

When choosing your leader, make sure that he/she actually has a personality!

Covfefe Time

The whole world appears to be going covfefe at the moment!

Buckle Up Everyone!

 

Buckle up everyone, the next few years are going to be very bumpy indeed!

Well Then...Here We Are!

Post Election Advice

Whoever wins today's election, do remember that the problems/challenges we face today will still be there tomorrow and it will be down to you to address them without creating others!

Questions For The President of the United States

When you slagged off Qatar yesterday, did you forget that it hosts the largest American military base in the Middle East?

If not, does that mean you will be shutting the base down or be using it to force regime change in Qatar?

Whither The Summer Weather?

Why the hell am I having to wear a jumper in the first week of June?

What the hell happened to global warming and the summer?

True Brit!

There's an apparent terrorist attack in London and this guy is strolling down the street with his pint. pic.twitter.com/zy74ytgAdq

— Oli (@Oli_Row) June 3, 2017

Gesture Politics

Sometimes, even if it is just a gesture, a gesture is better than nothing at all.