Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, January 30, 2020

It's Still January!

Gawd almighty, it's still January. 

Won't this month ever end?

Someone kill it now!

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

How To Avoid a Rat Born Infection

How do you stop yourself being infected by a rat?

Under normal circumstances,

Avoid contact with the rat.

When the rat is already in your house,

Employ a different strategy.

Immunise yourself against its bites, and limit its access to certain parts of the house.

Monday, January 27, 2020

The Service To Sausages Award - Hmmm

Saturday, January 25, 2020

Happy Burns' Night and a Happy Lunar New Year!

A very Happy Burns Night and a very Happy Lunar New Year - xīn nián kuài lè - (the year of the rat) to my friends from Scotland and Asia Pacific. By happenstance both celebrations fall on the same day.

  China-Britain Business Council - Chinese Burns Supper 2016 from China-Britain Business Council on Vimeo.

The above video shows the address to the haggis in both English and Mandarin.

Friday, January 24, 2020

Today Is a Good Day For...

Today is a good for for giving up eating bat soup!

Thursday, January 23, 2020

Close The Bread Bag - You Know It Makes Sense!

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Advice To The Prince Across The Water

You will find Canada to be rather chilly, compared to what you have been used to.

Friday, January 17, 2020

Wise Words Indeed!

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Rain, Rain, Rain

In protest against the ongoing and ceaseless rain I am sucking a lemon!

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Megxit - A Period of Transition

A "period of transition" is a simple phrase that gives rise to two specific questions:

1 How long will this period last?

2 What will be the financial and royal duty aspects of this transition?

Monday, January 13, 2020

Runaway Trains

Even runaway trains need tracks to guide them!

Friday, January 10, 2020


Iran has been bulldozing the Ukrainian plane crash site!

Thursday, January 09, 2020

Advice To Certain Royals

With titles and privilege come responsibilities.

Your boss, Her Majesty, will be reminding you of that in no uncertain terms!

Wednesday, January 08, 2020

Off Ramp

Now would be a good time to find the off ramp!

Tuesday, January 07, 2020

Save The Planet - Wear The Same Tux All Year Round!

I am humbled that this man's self sacrifice!

Monday, January 06, 2020

Monday Morning

Enjoy the icy embrace of a January Monday morning!

Friday, January 03, 2020