Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Friday, December 21, 2012

Thursday, December 20, 2012

The Mayan Doomsday Prophecy

Let us be clear the alleged Mayan prophecy, of the end of the world on 21 December 2012, is utter bollocks!

Carry on as normal with your daily lives, absolutely nothing will happen.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Advice To Parents

Keep the family warm this winter by telling your kids that the gas meter is a piggy bank.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

There is no roast rib of beef left for you!

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please note that the newly arrived Christmas tree is not a cat's climbing frame!

Monday, December 10, 2012

The Way Out

In every situation there is usually a way out.

If there isn't, you are dead.

Friday, December 07, 2012


When your friend is dying, the most important thing is to help him/her out right away; then worry about anything else later.

Thursday, December 06, 2012


I do not like the word "modalities", it is expunged forthwith from the English language!

Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Advice To The Media

The Duchess of Cambridge is not the first woman in history to become pregnant.

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Snowed In?

Are you snowed in?

Stuff work, school, shopping, the daily chores or whatever; go out and build a snowman instead!

Monday, December 03, 2012