The White House Had An Ethics Lawyer - Who Knew?

This White House has an ethics lawyer? https://t.co/rKGO8fQMOJ

— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) August 30, 2018

Question For The American People

You do realise that your president is off his rocker, don't you?

Sanctions

Sanctions do not bring a country or its leaders to "reason".

Instead they entrench attitudes, bring about a siege mentality and harm those least able to protect themselves (ie not the leadership of the regime being targeted).

In short, sanctions do not work!

America's North Korea Policy Explained

1 Contain North Korea 

2 Contain ROK 

3 Contain China, and finally 

4 Contain Trump 

Buckle up boys, it's going to get bumpy!

Today's Word

Today's word is:

Spuddle

Facebook Is Pissing Me Off

Dear Facebook

My posts are not spam, stop wasting my time by blocking them!

Advice To Presidents

Try to hire people who aren't criminals.

Advice To Cruise Liner Passengers

When "falling off" the back of a cruise liner, use your time in the water to think up a plausible explanation for you being in the water!

Truth

One man's "truth" is another man's "misunderstanding", especially if that "truth" is inconvenient!

Advice To Despots

When planning a military parade, do make sure you cost it first before telling all and sundry that you are going to hold one!

Hmmm......

The mystery of the van that followed the Westminster attacker's car has been solved - it was in a fact a have-a-go hero trying to stop the attack who was shocked when he suddenly found himself surrounded by armed police

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) August 16, 2018

Not yet entirely convinced by this....

Advice To Seaside Public Toilet Contractors

It is advisable to have your facilities up and running to full capacity during the peak summer season!

Today I Am Mainly Being...

Today I am mainly being:

INDEFATIGABLE

President Nasser Talks Commonsense - #BurkaGate

Religion

Religion is ridiculous!

Weaponising The Dollar

Weaponising the Dollar is the most idiotic thing that the Americans have ever done, and my goodness me they certainly have done some stupid things.

It will bring about not only the demise of the Dollar as the global reserve currency of choice, but also the destruction of the American economy.

I Miss The Sunshine!

Advice To The Media and Human Beings re The Met Office

When the Met office says that the weather will be warmer than average up until October, please be aware of the following:

1 The Met office's forecasts are invariably wrong

2 "Warmer than average" does not mean heatwave!

Advice To President Nicolás Maduro

"How about an analysis piece on which Venezuelan army units ran away the fastest?"

This has to be my best news pitch ever pic.twitter.com/cnlrPRN1EV

— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) August 6, 2018

You might want to hire more professional/brave troops!

It's A Funny Old World!

It's a funny old world when the declining mental health (and associated verbal/twitter outbursts) of one man can set the entire world on edge!

Today I Am Mainly...

Today I am mainly

walking in eternity

Happy #YorkshireDay

A very Happy Yorkshire Day to my chums from Yorkshire!