A cold shower followed by a brisk rub down with a Brillo pad is a most efficacious way to start your day!
https://t.co/IVii19iA8l— Ted Branston (@tedbranston) September 26, 2023
Estate agent: So everything’s ready for me upstairs to take pictures for the online listing?
Them: Yep, no problem. All done, we’ve even given the bum dungeon bed a good wipe with Pledge and hoovered the straps pic.twitter.com/d5xYgSKQYD
More evidence that something fundamental is happening in US mainstream media. It’s started reporting some news accurately and fairly … for ABC News to say Trump’s Georgia prosecutor is just throwing things against the wall is quite something. https://t.co/muewMBcRYo— Andrew Neil (@afneil) September 15, 2023
Removing Biden is the most effective way to neutralise Trump.
‘According to the New European, the BBC’s disinformation correspondent Marianna Spring was allegedly caught embellishing her CV when applying for a job in 2018.’— The Spectator (@spectator) September 8, 2023
✍️ Steerpike https://t.co/VORRecvQFD
Don't lie on your CV!