Brillo Pads

 

 A cold shower followed by a brisk rub down with a Brillo pad is a most efficacious way to start your day!

Meanwhile On Rightmove..

 

https://t.co/IVii19iA8l

Estate agent: So everything’s ready for me upstairs to take pictures for the online listing?

Them: Yep, no problem. All done, we’ve even given the bum dungeon bed a good wipe with Pledge and hoovered the straps pic.twitter.com/d5xYgSKQYD

— Ted Branston (@tedbranston) September 26, 2023

Consensus

 

Consensus usually gives rise to the worst decisions and plans.

Question For The Media

 

Who else are you covering up for?

One of Our Aircraft is Missing

 

Preparations Underway To Dump Biden Before The Election

More evidence that something fundamental is happening in US mainstream media. It’s started reporting some news accurately and fairly … for ABC News to say Trump’s Georgia prosecutor is just throwing things against the wall is quite something. https://t.co/muewMBcRYo

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) September 15, 2023

Removing Biden is the most effective way to neutralise Trump.

Advice To BBC Disinformation Correspondents

‘According to the New European, the BBC’s disinformation correspondent Marianna Spring was allegedly caught embellishing her CV when applying for a job in 2018.’

✍️ Steerpike https://t.co/VORRecvQFD

— The Spectator (@spectator) September 8, 2023

 

Don't lie on your CV!

Summer Has Finally Arrived in The UK!

 

As is the tradition, now that the kids have gone back to school (those that aren't in danger of imminent collapse anyway), summer has finally arrived in the UK!

Kill a Tree in 23, Kill One More in 24!

 

It is apparent that some people and some organisations are making a hell of a load of money out of the great climate change con!